Olympics to get rid of Wrestling in 2020

[NickNitro]

Americas Team

Stone Cold, Undertaker, Kane, Big Show, China, The Hardy Brothers, Sting, Golddust, Diamond Dallas Page, The Rock, Mick Foley.....

Need I go on? We would rock the house!

 

[KalMart]

Belgian Team


Jean Claude Van Damme........

 

[Pink Ranger]

Americas Team

Stone Cold, Undertaker, Kane, Big Show, China, The Hardy Brothers, Sting, Golddust, Diamond Dallas Page, The Rock, Mick Foley.....

Need I go on? We would rock the house!

Lol, Goldust? China wouldn't pass the gender test, and Jeff Hardy would pass out at the airport. The Rock would be too busy on the talkshow circuit promoting The Tooth Fairy 3: The Toothening.

 

[NickNitro]

Austria's Team

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Oh what a glorious battle these would be. Like The Expendables but for real.

 

[NickNitro]

China would definitely pass the gender test. She's more man than 90% of the dudes on these forums.

 

[Pink Ranger]

China would definitely pass the gender test. She's more man than 90% of the dudes on these forums.

Lol, I meant the gender test going the other direction! t:

Also, if the Olympics took place anywhere outside the USA, Stone Cold would be too drunk to fight, as he'd underestimate how much stronger non-American beer is.

 

[KalMart]

TV commentator: And now...in front of the eyes of a thousand nations, tears of joys streaming down his cheek, Jericho bows to accept the gold medal. A lifelong dream finally re...whoa wait, Undertaker is charging the stand, security isn't fast enough to stop him, he has a folding chair and OOOOHHHHHHH....! Hold on to your popcorn folks, can you believe THIS...!!!....

 

[Pink Ranger]

TV commentator: And now...tears of joys streaming down his cheek, Jericho bows to accept the gold medal. A lifelong dream finally re...whoa wait, Undertaker is charging the stand, security isn't fast enough to stop him, he has a folding chair and OOOOHHHHHHH....! Can you believe THIS...!!!....

"Bah gawd! Bah gawd! The Undertaker literally cut Jericho in half!"

"Mon dieu! Mon dieu! L'Undertaker a completement couper Jericho a demi!"

 

[KalMart]

"And wait a minute, wait a minute....the wife of Canada's Prime Minister is out of her chair gesturing to Austria's first lady, indicating...well frankly ladies and gentlemen we can't repeat it but trust us, this...is getting nasty...!!!...."

 

[NickNitro]

^ Absolutely brilliant. Bringing the backyard redneck sports extravaganza to the World is something the US desperately needs.

"My lord Shannon....Stone Cold has some how found a Budweiser truck somewhere outside the Stadium and has driven it, through security, right into the podiums!"

 

[KalMart]

And look, look...! India's 'Black Curry' has taken the mic...and he's pointing straight at Jericho....he's...let's listen...

(over the PA)
"Meeesterr Jericho sir..! You wud be wise to count your blessings...eif you think dis motter ees settled between us...your are veeerrry-verrry mistake-un...!!!..."

 

[NickNitro]

This is quite possibly the best way this whole discussion could of gone.

 

[Pink Ranger]

This is quite possibly the best way this whole discussion could of gone.

there is a ton of backlash on the original topic going on; I suspect the IOC will reverse their decision.

 

[NickNitro]

Maybe we should copy the back end of this thread and persuade them to do this. I see a bright future for the Olympic world.

On a serious note, how did they NOT assume there was going to be a ton of backlash. It just dumbfounds me. Its a big event in the games.

Take away bad-mitten! No one cares about that crap. Its a sad excuse for a sport.

 

[DeGenerate10]

And yet badminton and ping pong are still in it? What an effing joke

 

[terry78]

Rich people care.

 

[KalMart]

And yet badminton and ping pong are still in it? What an effing joke

Not if you make the WWE guys compete in that too.

 

[Webfoot Hero]

And yet badminton and ping pong are still in it? What an effing joke

Those are sports that do big TV numbers in Asia, which is seemingly what they are shooting for, viewership and sponsorships, in getting new sports in there.

 

[X-23]

This is idiotic.
I never watched wrestling in the Olympics but it's been involved in the Olympics since the beginning and I don't understand why they would cut it.

 

[NickNitro]

So they get rid of wrestling, to put golf in its place.........jesus.....

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/olympi...wrestling-its-spot-in-olympics-201325406.html

 

[KalMart]

The golfers should have to play wearing wrestling uniforms.


Yes, including the headgear.

 

[NickNitro]

Whoever hits a hole in one should be able to suplex whichever opponent is going after them.

 

[KalMart]

They have to fight all along the way to the hole.

See that's the thing....don't drop wrestling, just incorporate it into every other event.


Seriously...think of any other event...add wrestling into it...it becomes amazing.




Diving....pole vault.....

 

[NickNitro]

......Curling.....itll be the Wrestling Ice Musical we never got........

 

[KalMart]

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