Oprah Winfrey Ends Her Talk Show

[chaseter]

I'm going to do everything in my power to try and attend her last show, who knows what kind of crazy ass **** she's going to give away that day.

Everyone in the audience is getting their own SHOW!!!!

I would post a youtube video of an SNL skit where the audience members were ripping each other's arms off and beating each other and screaming when Oprah was announcing prizes but youtube is lame now and they don't have any good stuff anymore but lame fanmade crap.

 

[Speedball]

I'm going to do everything in my power to try and attend her last show, who knows what kind of crazy ass **** she's going to give away that day.

She's gonna give away entire habitable planets... AND a FTL ship to get you there!

 

[SuperFerret]

How's she gonna fit all that under their seats?

 

[chaseter]

Keys.

 

[SuperFerret]

Keys to a planet?

 

[Speedball]

Keys to a planet?

To a space ship of course!!!

The tickets for her last show are going to be so expensive... that the people in the audience wouldn't really need free stuff, because they could afford it anyway.

 

[katie_girl09]

She's still on the air?

Somebody has been hiding under a rock since, like, forever.

 

[SuperFerret]

You do know, that if Oprah called for a mass suicide on the last episode (in order to gain access to the spaceship she has on Haley's comet) it would reduce the world's population by at least 40% by the end of 2012.

 

[gap5ewl]

I heard she's gonna have a new show on her TV channel. So technically, she's not going away. She's far too powerful to do that.

 

[The Squirrel]

Keys to a planet?

I know a good locksmith for that.

 

[claydogg]

You do know, that if Oprah called for a mass suicide on the last episode (in order to gain access to the spaceship she has on Haley's comet) it would reduce the world's population by at least 40% by the end of 2012.

very true,, but I think she will tell us to vote for obama again.

and they will.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I heard she's gonna have a new show on her TV channel. So technically, she's not going away. She's far too powerful to do that.

So it's not a real retirement.

She's pulling a Jay Leno!

 

[Silvermoth]

Oprah is cancelled

 

[Shuley]

Oprah is leaving her show cause it's cutting into her eating time...can't eat while on air, food or the show? food wins!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I want to know the secrets to Oprah's success, how did she do it? How'd she go from lowly television correspondent to the most powerful, influential, richest woman in the world?

 

[NotAHenchwench]

I want to know the secrets to Oprah's success, how did she do it? How'd she go from lowly television correspondent to the most powerful, influential, richest woman in the world?

I'm sure there's an E-True Hollywood story that answers that question .

I'm pretty sure my Mom isn't happy about it. It really doesn't affect me, but I'd sure love it if Dr. Phil's show would get the can all ready..

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Thank God I can still get my fill of Oprah with her comic books!

 

[Silvermoth]

I want to know the secrets to Oprah's success, how did she do it? How'd she go from lowly television correspondent to the most powerful, influential, richest woman in the world?

She's a member of The Cabal.

 

[Immortalfire]

Praise the Lord...it'll finally be over!

 

[bgates87]

She's creating a female army capable of reproducing asexually so she can carry out mass gendercide and let women rule the earth. That's always been my theory.

 

[Lasirius]

This subject is so not worthy of such big story news they're making it out to be. She's just switching from network television to cable television. All you have to do is change the channel to keep watching her.

 

[PemLam]

I'm going to do everything in my power to try and attend her last show, who knows what kind of crazy ass **** she's going to give away that day.

Like most final tapings...this will undoubtedly be invite only with a few select tickets given out to "lucky" viewers. Probably a lottery system like they did for MJ's viewing/funeral.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Never really gave a crap about Oprah. However, she pissed me off this year closing down Michigan Ave for 2-3 days, so I say good riddance.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

without her we wouldn't have Dr. Phil, Rachel Ray, and Tyler Perry. Good Riddance

 

[Darthphere]

Why is Oprah even this famous? Seriously? Maury Povich is better.