Oral sex plus knife attack equals pregnancy

whoa wait a second: so not only did she get pregnant via blow job, but she also has no vagina?! what the hell?!
 
Waitwaitwaitwait.... The girl has no bajingo? o_O
 
i'm glad i left that as a surprise.
 
The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

Awww...
 
Wow, I had a similar situation happen to me with a hooker in Mexico and her pimp......uh oh. :eek:
 
I don't mean to sound that naive, but how does the girl not have a vagina?
 
Same way a kid can be born with both a penis and a vagina. God messed up. :o
 
1 in 5000 women don't have a vagina aparently. she has a vulva tho so she can pee and stuff.
i have no idea how her period works.
 
Hummer, robbery attmept, knife fight, blood and Nubsy juice everywhere.
 
Hummer, robbery attmept, knife fight, blood and Nubsy juice everywhere.

You need to sell the film rights to this Nubs.

And this story is ****ed up. But hey, at least she can still take it up the schiffer.
 
Oral sex plus knife attack equals Thursday afternoons 'round these parts.
 
Also, this was a great sentence to read while eating my tuna sandwich: 'Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina.' I'm not quite sure what it means, but it sounds sticky. I'll read on and find out where the knife was put.
 
Talk about getting lips mixed up. . . . .:cmad:
 

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