Oral sex plus knife attack equals pregnancy

[Danalys]

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/

 

[Motown Marvel]

whoa wait a second: so not only did she get pregnant via blow job, but she also has no vagina?! what the hell?!

 

[Nathan]

Waitwaitwaitwait.... The girl has no bajingo?

 

[Danalys]

i'm glad i left that as a surprise.

 

[POWdER-man]

The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

Awww...

 

[E-Man]

Wtf?!!!

 

[Alex The Great]

Guh!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

What did I just read?

 

[Anubis]

Wow, I had a similar situation happen to me with a hooker in Mexico and her pimp......uh oh.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

 

[Majik1387]

I don't mean to sound that naive, but how does the girl not have a vagina?

 

[Anubis]

Same way a kid can be born with both a penis and a vagina. God messed up.

 

[Danalys]

1 in 5000 women don't have a vagina aparently. she has a vulva tho so she can pee and stuff.
i have no idea how her period works.

 

[darkseid26]

this

 

[E-Man]

Wow, I had a similar situation happen to me with a hooker in Mexico and her pimp......uh oh.

Please tell us more.

 

[Anubis]

Hummer, robbery attmept, knife fight, blood and Nubsy juice everywhere.

 

[Spider-Vader]

......I never needed to know this.

 

[B]

this

These.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

The explanation makes sense.

 

[chamber-music]

The explanation makes sense.

In bizzarro world

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hummer, robbery attmept, knife fight, blood and Nubsy juice everywhere.

You need to sell the film rights to this Nubs.

And this story is ****ed up. But hey, at least she can still take it up the schiffer.

 

[Eggyman]

Oral sex plus knife attack equals Thursday afternoons 'round these parts.

 

[Eggyman]

Also, this was a great sentence to read while eating my tuna sandwich: 'Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina.' I'm not quite sure what it means, but it sounds sticky. I'll read on and find out where the knife was put.

 

[Bad Superman]

Talk about getting lips mixed up. . . . .

 

[Logan's Lady]

That story is just like