Pat Robertson Says God Told Him Storms Will Hit U.S.

[Mentok]

God just told me that tomorrow will be cloudy with light showers clearing to the east by noon...


... Or it was the weatherman. I get them confused sometimes

 

[Mentok]

God told me Pat Robertson makes stop motion porno flicks with his Gumby and GI Joe toys.

Did God tell you where we can download them???

 

[Danalys]

only trust the intuitions of the peaceful.

 

[Man-Thing]

Pat Robertson is a false prophet. Anyone who supports his ministry and others like it are misguided.

 

[Mentok]

Behold the face of GOD!

 

[Mentok]

ITS GONNA RAIN!

 

[Kent]

what's with the "if" anyways? Wouldn't the lord have the ability to communicate efficently since he's so perfect?

This was gonna be my question. And "storms and possibly a tsunami"?
Doesn't God know? Or does he know, but he communicates by vague hand gestures and mumbling (making it hard for poor Pat to know what he's saying)? Does God and Pat communicate through playing pictionary?

 

[Addendum]

This was gonna be my question. And "storms and possibly a tsunami"?
Doesn't God know? Or does he know, but he communicates by vague hand gestures and mumbling (making it hard for poor Pat to know what he's saying)? Does God and Pat communicate through playing pictionary?

We go out in the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
Thats the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones

Why are we here?
Because were here
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones

 

[Red]

Oh dear, oh dear.

 

[Kent]

Huh?

 

[sinewave]

notice how he predicts it will hit the pacific northwest, which is a predominantly left-leaning and progressive area of the country? i wonder what he's trying to say? "god, smite these gay-loving, baby-killing, liberal heathens! amen!!!"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I live in Seattle and yes, we deserve a tsunami. Pretty much only gays, S+M freaks and drug users here. A tsunami's gonna come and wash the streets clean.
...unless, well, God kind of mumbled, that is if I heard him correctly. He needs to work on his ennunciation.

 

[cass]

Robertson is an ignorant jerk. I sincerely hope that one day his supposed followers will see through his ignorance. It's pathetic.

 

[C.F. Kane]

God told me to stop listening to his followers

 

[raybia]

In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.


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Who is this guy ?

If we don't ignore him he will keep doing this.