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planning a Bank Robbery

Kaleb

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Has anyone every gone into a bank and the first thing they do is look for security cameras, then (in there mind ) try and plan how they would stage the perfect bank robbery? For some reason it always happens to me, oh course Im not going to , but who else on the hype does the same when they are in the bank.
 
I've done this several times. Though my plans always require mutant powers... :csad:
 
best way to do it is the Point Break way........I'm get to wear the NIXON mask :cmad: !!!
 
the way they did it on the film ''the inside man'' was pretty cool but that would require alot of work and more people involved
 
the more people, the more chance of getting caught... at least in my opinion.

There are so many people, you can't keep up with them all to know if they spill or not...
 
yeah you are right about the more people the greater the risk is
 
My first thought when I go into the bank...

"I wonder if there are any more moths in my account?
 
I always figured the easiest way to rob a bank would be by brute force...get 3 or 4 guys, all armed, go in, kill everyone but the manager, have them open the safe, kill him, leave asap...kill anyone who comes in too...you'd have to use silencers as not to attract attention...

for those against murder, you could probably just you know, drug them all or something :rolleyes:
 
I do that everywhere I go. Count how many people there are, look for exits, look for cameras. I used to feel silly but now I can't stop. :csad: But as for thinking about robbing the place? I dunno. I don't think I would. But if I did it'd probably be indirect and time consuming.
 
MC would spend 8 months on planning just the perfect way of robbing a seven eleven :o
 
Usually, I go in, look for the security guards, check to see if they have a gun or any other weapons, look for cameras. . . and, you know, just go about doing what I have to do.
 
I do that everywhere I go. Count how many people there are, look for exits, look for cameras. I used to feel silly but now I can't stop. :csad: But as for thinking about robbing the place? I dunno. I don't think I would. But if I did it'd probably be indirect and time consuming.

That's what I do. :csad:
 
I always figured the easiest way to rob a bank would be by brute force...get 3 or 4 guys, all armed, go in, kill everyone but the manager, have them open the safe, kill him, leave asap...kill anyone who comes in too...you'd have to use silencers as not to attract attention...

for those against murder, you could probably just you know, drug them all or something :rolleyes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_hollywood_shootout
 
I do the same as mc,I just used a bank as an example.
 
I do the same as mc,I just used a bank as an example.

Awesome, so there's three of us. :csad:

Anyhoos it's kind of a pain in the ass because then I end up getting paranoid something's going to go down and I map out an escape route in my mind. :csad:
 
pfft, they did nothing I said...they killed people after they f**ked up and got the alarm pulled on them, which could have been avoided if they killed everyone to start with :o

Whatever, I stopped reading after "bank" and "armed."
 
I once robbed a bank. One day, I was watching people for their credit card numbers, and I found someone's credit card on the ground. I was like HOLY BALOGNA! So I punched in the numbers and withdrew $3000 dollars from the ATM on some guy's bank account. Unfortunately, at the end, I realized I had just dropped my credit card and stolen money from my own bank account. I'm so sad. :csad:
 
I don't plan bank robberies, but when I go i the bank I assume everyone else is and I make sure I have a clear sprint to the door if guns are suddenly drawn
 
I'd just find a way to drill a hole into the vault and take the **** without anyone knowing.Ironically, vaults seems to be built above tunnels that lead to great getaways.
 
i can only imagine dew telling the security gaurd that she think the guy by the till has a gun ,as she runs off,while the security gaurds put a beatdown on an innocent man
 

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