Politic-Bots keep calling my HOOOUSE

[Dew k. Mosi]

I HATE Election time! In the past two hours I have gotten 7 phone calls from robo-ticians.

"Hi, this is Represen-* Click
"Hello, this is a recorded message from Citiz-* Click
"Prop 86 does not- * CLICK

MAKE THESE RECORDED LOBBYISTS STOP HARASSING ME! We are already on the no-call list, but since they aren't asking for money, they are not prohibited from having my number, PLUS, my phone number was last owned by a town councilman so we are on EVERYONE'S LIST!

 

[NOFX]

Vote Democrat Dew, and they will stop!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"you have selected.....REGICIDE.

If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered.....PRESS 1"

 

[Mister Sinister]

Say "If you hang up now without saying a word, I'll vote for you"

 

[Morg]

The great powerful Empress can't stop the politic-bots?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

They are my archenemy

 

[Fran]

An apartment doesn't count as a house, Dew

 

[Fran]

"you have selected.....REGICIDE.

If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered.....PRESS 1"

Simpsons

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

An apartment doesn't count as a house, Dew

You've never heard of an apartment house?

 

[Fran]

No, I have not.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We are already on the no-call list, but since they aren't asking for money, they are not prohibited from having my number

This^ is the s*** that really pisses me off. And I'm not just whining. I'm severely insomniac. Part of the problem is that I can't predict when I'll get tired.

So, since my days off are the only times I don't HAVE to be anywhere at a certain time, they're literally the only days of the week where I might......get MORE THAN THREE HOURS OF SLEEP IN A ROW!

Unfortunately, I'm the manager at my work, and the weekend staff.....there's no way they could know everything about the job that I know, since they're newish and I've been there for half of a decade,

SO, I'll look like a bad manager to the millionaires if things don't go smoothly while I'm away, so I simply CAN'T unplug my phone on days off, in case weekend staffers have an important question.


So I finally nestle in for 2 or 3 hours of regenerative sleep and,

BLING
Buh-llLLer-ING
BLING!

and it's invariably some assf*** asking for my help, who slipped through the "NO CALL" cracks.

It's semi-literally "killing" me.

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

Sometimes what I do with telemarketers is that I will talk to them for about 25 minutes while acting interested in what they're selling.
Then I'll say, "I'm just ****in wit you"

 

[Truthteller]

I got a call from John Kerry in 2004. Sure did.

Here are some soldiers in Iraq, callin' back.

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

God, I love that

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Sometimes what I do with telemarketers is that I will talk to them for about 25 minutes while acting interested in what they're selling.
Then I'll say, "I'm just ****in wit you"

That is a great Switchgasm.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

They're gonna eat you. Run.

 

[Kable24]

I've been getting them too and to vote for people in other counties that I wouldn't be able to vote for anyway. Tonight has been the first quiet night all week. I can't wait till the elections are over and we can get on again with the political ass raping that all politicians do so well.

 

[The Chairman]

My friend got a call from Robert De Niro asking her to vote for Hilary Clinton.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

No, I have not.

From Dictionary.com

apartment house 
a building containing a number of residential apartments.
Also called apartment building.

 

[Fran]

Meh.

 

[Spider-Bite]

I get called 10 times a day by republicans, and never once have I ever been called by democrats.

weird.

 

[NOFX]

I get called 10 times a day by republicans, and never once have I ever been called by democrats.

weird.

What do they say exactly?

 

[Flexo]

They're coming to get you, Dew!

 

[Spider-Bite]

What do they say exactly?

millionaire steve kaegan says he wants to stop jobs from shipping overseas, but close investigation of his finances reveals that he has stock invested in at least 6 companies that have rescently shipped jobs overseas.


and you know what's funny? all that does is prove to me that he's willing to pass the policies that are right for America even when it's going to hurt his own wallet, while most politicians use their careers to help their wallets.

He's also a rich democrat trying to raise taxes on rich people. they try to say that's hypocrticial but it's not. I dont' fall for that ****.

 

[NOFX]

millionaire steve kaegan says he wants to stop jobs from shipping overseas, but close investigation of his finances reveals that he has stock invested in at least 6 companies that have rescently shipped jobs overseas.


and you know what's funny? all that does is prove to me that he's willing to pass the policies that are right for America even when it's going to hurt his own wallet, while most politicians use their careers to help their wallets.

He's also a rich democrat trying to raise taxes on rich people. they try to say that's hypocrticial but it's not. I dont' fall for that ****.

LOL! I live in da hood, no republican would dare call us!