pollution punishing polar bear penis

[Danalys]

http://www.dmu.dk/International/News/Pollution+in+polar+bears.htm

polar bears just can't get a break.

 

[SuperMonkey]

o m'god. :shakes head:

HEY, YOU'RE ASPBERGERS KID!

ive been looking for you for months, where ya been?

 

[Joker]

the real reason for the penis shrinking is steroids

 

[MaskedManJRK]

You know, if studies prove that this is happening to humans, we would stop global warming so fast, Al Gore's office will fill with sperm from masterbating with glee.

 

[Danalys]

the real reason for the penis shrinking is steroids

polar bear murder suicides are through the roof.

 

[Joker]

polar bear murder suicides are through the roof.

like all bears, polar bears are godless killing machines, and now they've gotten chemical enhancements to make them even stronger...we must rally and fight...

ps- I had no idea Chris Benoit was a polar bear until just now...it was so obvious, and we all missed it! if a bear such as him was able to infiltrate human society so cleverly, surely there must be other sleeper cells waiting for the opportune moment...

 

[Danalys]

i suggest sending these after them.

 

[Joker]

i suggest sending these after them.

Dew refuses to send in her troops

 

[MaskedManJRK]

like all bears, polar bears are godless killing machines, and now they've gotten chemical enhancements to make them even stronger...we must rally and fight...

ps- I had no idea Chris Benoit was a polar bear until just now...it was so obvious, and we all missed it! if a bear such as him was able to infiltrate human society so cleverly, surely there must be other sleeper cells waiting for the opportune moment...

I f**king TOLD YOU!

 

[Danalys]

i don't know who that is.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

i don't know who that is.

Steven Colbert, the last great American hope, and he who warned the world about the upcoming invasion of...the BEARS.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The alliteration in the title of this thread makes my penis happy.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

The alliteration in the title of this thread makes my penis happy.

Really? I thought you were the owner of a vagina.

 

[Danalys]

The alliteration in the title of this thread makes my penis happy.

i'm not quite happy with "punishing" myself but couldn't think of a better word.

then again who would be happy with punishing themselves other than masochists.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Really? I thought you were the owner of a vagina.

Nope. I'm a man, baby!

A gay one, but still a man.

 

[tzarinna]

That's a worry.

 

[CristoTheSecond]

Really? I thought you were the owner of a vagina.

A person can have a penis and still "own" a vagina.

 

[SuperMonkey]

That's nice.

 

[Space Moose]

Polar bears should be forced to work in factories.

 

[chamber-music]

Wow what a crappy job for that Scientist, measuring polar bears penis sizes. He must of drawn a short straw that day.

 

[Danalys]

i think they just measure the ***** bones of dead polar bears.

 

[SuperMonkey]

***** bone. Hehe

 

[chamber-music]

Polar bears should be forced to work in factories.

its bad enough they have to work in those terrible coke commercials

 

[SuperMonkey]

Thats.
So.
Freakin'.
Creepy.

 

[Danalys]

news just in coke makes your weiner smaller. whole new pepsi challenge created to capitalise on fact.