Post Like A Pirate

[Galact-Gal]

Ahoy, SHHYPEmates! 'Tis September 19th, International Talk Like A Pirate Day! The day when all you lads and lasses can freely express your inner pirate. You might be thinkin' that I've been hittin' the grog too much. Wrong, you scurvy swabs! Just cast your eyes (and computer) on http://www.talklikeapirate.com/. You, too, can discover the joys of talkin' like a pirate. Join in the piratical fun; or be forced to walk the plank .

 

[Immortalfire]

Avast ya scury Hypesters, and swab the decks before Cap'n Mirko arrives!

 

[Symbiotic]

Aye, I put in my vote for first mate.

 

[Brick]

ARGH! yeh be wanting some of me gold then jim lad


My great, great, great, great grandfather was a Greek pirate.When he was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected so he was!

 

[Symbiotic]

Aye, i want yer gold, and I'll take it right now.

 

[Brick]

Over ye dead body will you get me Pirate booty

 

[Symbiotic]

We could split it.

 

[Brick]

A leprecon can not be split ye fool

 

[Symbiotic]

then so be it. I'll be back.

 

[Brick]

Pirate Quiz

1. A pirate's life was:
a) weeks of dull routine periodically punctuated by a few hours of sheer terror
b) for me
c) taking the good with the bad, still more interesting than a college economics class
d) a good excuse for a party

2. Blackbeard and his crew seem to have depended on their alcoholc beverages a bit too much. Can you think of anyone else of whom this is true? What about your wife's Uncle Dave?

3. Fill the blank: If I were captain of a pirate ship, I'd keep my crew amused by ________.

4. How likely is it that Ol' Chumbucket really served on the Whydah, considering that it sank in 1717 and he is alive and well as of this writing?

 

[Sandman138]

You all sound more like flooring inspectors to me.

 

[kane9321]

arghhhh...... me scurvy landlovers

 

[DX]

Arrrrgh! Ahoy mateys!

 

[jaguarr]

Arrrr, ye be some of the worst piratin' types that I ever saw. Do yerselves a favor and make yerselves walk 'da plank! Arrrrr!

(And seek out a film called "Yellowbeard" starring Graham Chapman and most of the other Pythons to learn how to really talk like a pirate. )

jag

 

[Fran]

Arrr, 'dis be gay. Matey!

 

[DX]

Arrr, 'dis be gay. Matey!

Arrrgh, then why you posting here matey?

 

[terry78]

The only pirate talk I know is "give me your booty, you salty wench."

 

[Lord Valumart]

yar...i be waitin' all day fir this...

LV need's ta drain the lizzard...

 

[Lady Stormcrow]

yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr sea turtles

savvy?

 

[Brick]

Let me sing ye a song bout a woman that has sent many a brave man to Madness


I Have Seen Her Walking Upon... The Seas
Sinking In My Dreams Of Lust... Beyond Death I Shall Rise
Her Skin Is Pale As The August Moon... In The Shadows Of Dracul
Countess Of Ravens And Wolves... Shall Come To Me

Like The Widow In Black... Beneath A Veil Of Darkness
She Sleeps With The Corpse Of A Red Rose... Red Rose
Her Blood Is As The Midnight Skies... Bleeding Unto The Night
Flowing With Life To Breed Death... Death

Beneath A Veil Of Darkness

The Shadows Weep Silver Tears
Filling The Room With Depressive Sighs
Mourning Her Innocence With Lustful Fear
Lips Filled With The Loneliness Of Cold

As The Reflection Slowly Fades...
From Darkness She Whispers To Me

As The Reflection Slowly Fades...
From Darkness She Whispers To Me

Raised By The Sons Of Disease
Licking The Burns Of The Wicked's Kisses
Driven By Lust To Destroy Feebled Men
Risen From The Burnt Dreams Of The Light

As The Reflection Slowly Fades...
From Darkness She Whispers To Me

As The Reflection Slowly Fades...
From Darkness She Whispers To Me

On Stormy Nights The Thunder Sighs
Pulsing Through My Blood Filled Veins
A Lover Once With Death
As I Gaze Upon The Night Skies

No Mortality Through Her Blackened Eyes
This Her Cursed Will, Forever To Betray
Turned The World Into Her Black Life
Cover The Earth With Her Burned Faith

 

[redmarvel]

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye 'appy to see me

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lads!

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

C'mon, lads, shiver me timbers!

t:

 

[PhoenixSparrow]

Argh, Ahoy me' fellow pirate mateys!

 

[redmarvel]

Arrr, if'n ye have watched a Pirate movie at some point ye can nominate it for the Bilge or the Best:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=284880

 

[Bad Superman]

Have some grog, mateys!!

 

[redmarvel]

Nay I want me rum, where be it???