Post Like A Pirate

[DX]

Why's the rum gone?!?

 

[PhoenixSparrow]

Said deckhands like you don't get rum! XD

 

[Brick]

Where do pirates go to work out?

To the JIM LAD!!!!

 

[Immortalfire]

Nay I want me rum, where be it???

Arr ya scurvy son of a squid, the rum is in me cabin ere none can git it.

 

[redmarvel]

Why's the rum gone?!?

Me thinks some scurvy dogs got them thar hands on it... c'm 'ere - let me see if'n ye be the scalliwag what took me rum.

 

[redmarvel]

Arr ya scurvy son of a squid, the rum is in me cabin ere none can git it.

Well blow me down. I never taut to see d' day when Immortalfire didna ken I was a wench.

 

[jaguarr]

Well blow me down. I never taut to see d' day when Immortalfire didna ken I was a wench.

He didna say ye weren't, ya salty tart!

jag

 

[redmarvel]

A "son of" canna be a wench, Cap'n jag.

 

[Symbiotic]

Oy, gimme your finest beverage on this ship.

 

[Immortalfire]

He didna say ye weren't, ya salty tart!

jag

Well typhoons of Tirnanog!, if it in'd me old pal Cap'n Jag, the finest storyteller e're to sail the sev'n seas.

 

[StorminNorman]

 

[Symbiotic]

I hereby challenge first mate Immortalfire to a duel! He'll be mortal ash by the time I'm done wit im!t:

 

[redmarvel]

Nay lad... Mortal Ash be the term ye need for yourn post.

 

[Symbiotic]

Nay lad... Mortal Ash be the term ye need for yourn post.

Agreed. Fixed!

 

[Immortalfire]

Neptune's tiki bar! If it idn't old man Norman, come back t' haunt us after bein lost in the depths of the mysterious JAL's Jump..so far off da map that even the island of singing cows canna be heard.

 

[Immortalfire]

I hereby challenge first mate Immortalfire to a duel! He'll be mortal ash by the time I'm done wit im!t:

*summons the Flame, throws a bigass fire orb at Symbiotic. He is instantly burned to a flakey crisp*

Who'll be the next lubber to challenge me authority?

 

[redmarvel]

Agreed. Fixed!

Ye be needin' more Pirate spirits lad... "Aye, she be righted".

 

[Symbiotic]

*summons the Flame, throws a bigass fire orb at Symbiotic. He is instantly burned to a flakey crisp*

Who'll be the next lubber to challenge me authority?

I underestimated you, mate. You ARE worthy of first mate position.

 

[Brick]

The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.

 

[Symbiotic]

The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.

Aye, we have an accord.

 

[Brick]

Garrr! Joe's be the only place for Steve!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Ahoy! I totally forgot this day existed.

 

[DBella]

Chips Ahoy!

*sorry, but that's the only pirate talk I know*

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Lol.

 

[Sandman138]

You fight like a dairy farmer!