Post Like A Pirate

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

You know whats kinda cool? This day was created by a family who actually lived their lives everyday as pirates & were on Wife Swap? They were odd.
Aaarrrggghhh!!!

 

[knowsbleed]

Ye landlubbers will be dancin the hempen jig by the time I'm through withya, ya hornswagglers! Keep yer grubby paws off my hogshead while I take a caulk.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

You know whats kinda cool? This day was created by a family who actually lived their lives everyday as pirates & were on Wife Swap? They were odd.
Aaarrrggghhh!!!

i watched that episode...
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

 

[Brick]

There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

 

[Drakon]

T'is a rather funny sight to be seein' ye'all trying to mimic the ways of me brethren, and yet ye cannae realize, with me one leg and macho beard, I be living the dream of the Jolly Roger heself.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll post as a self-loathing Pirate.

"Pirates are lame. "

 

[Immortalfire]

I'll post as a self-loathing Pirate.

"Pirates are lame. "

Emo pirate.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

ahoy matey whar be th comely Skull & Scuppers?I be needin to swill a pint or two of grog.

 

[Immortalfire]

ahoy matey whar be th comely Skull & Scuppers?I be needin to swill a pint or two of grog.

Arr ya (s)curvy lass, have a pint with regards from Cap'n Mirko..always reaching owt to others.

 

[D4rkShaDoWz]

i've waited all me life fer a thread like this. lets make good use out o' it, you scallywags

 

[terry78]

Emo pirate.

Most pirates are already emo. Long hair, earrings, etc.

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Hold, monsters! Ere your pirate caravanserai Proceed, against our will, to wed us all, Just bear in mind that we are Wards in Chancery, And our father is a Major-General!"

 

[Apollo]

*sigh*


ARRRR MATIES! Wher thee Hell Thee Rum Gone!

 

[Wade]

See, yall have forgotten one very important thing mates....I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Now, RUM FOR EVERYONE! Except, that's my peanut! MY PEANUT!

 

[DareDemon]

Aye, sea turtles.

Gimme all yer ****ing munnies!

 

[Sandman138]

This thread is as useful as a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle... and I already got one of those.

 

[Galact-Gal]

Useful!?! By the ghost of Anne Bonney, a true pirate spits upon useful! Away with you, you sorry excuse for a sea dog! Else I'll send ye down to Davey Jones' locker!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

 

[Mike_D202]

I made this as a special request for my best friend's girlfriend for his birthday cake as a joke:

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