My own spin on pre-Joker's appearance in Gotham. Enjoy!
INT. CLUB -- NIGHT
Gordon and Bullock walk down the steps. A scantily clad waitress approaches them.
WAITRESS
Hey, Gentlemen. What can I
get you?
BULLOCK
He'll have a hard knock to
the head, and I'll have your number.
The waitress giggles at Bullock. Gordon reaches into his pocket and takes out the photograph. He holds it up to her.
GORDON
We're looking for this young man.
We know he's a regular at this place.
WAITRESS
Yeah. That's, Joe. He's here
tonight, actually. He'll be at one
of the poker tables. Somewhere.
GORDON
We'll have a look for him, thanks.
The waitress smiles and walks away.
BULLOCK
Hey! What about that number?!
A crowd is gathered around a poker table. Sitting at one end, is a nervous looking gentleman, trying desperately to keep his composure. Beads of sweat drip down his forehead and face. Opposite the gentleman, sits a cool and collected, young man. It's Joe. The dealer in the middle of the table looks at the two players.
DEALER
Gentlemen, if you would care
to show your hands.
The nervous player throws his cards down on the table. Joe delicately puts down his. Joe's hand consisting of 4 Jacks wins the game.
DEALER
Four of a kind. Mr. Napier wins.
Joe smiles. Pleased with his win. He pulls the chips towards him. The other player storms from the table. Walks up to Joe, and puts his mouth close to his ear.
GAMBLER
You're a dead man, cheater.
He walks away from Joe. As the crowd disperses, Gordon and Bullock appear from the midst. Joe spots them.
GORDON
Congratulations, Mr. Napier.
JOE
Napier? Wrong guy.
GORDON
Yeah, must be. Considering your last
name was, Kerr, just last week. You're
also going by the name of, Joe, tonight
as well. What happened to, Bob?
JOE
Bob? Oh. I shot him.
BULLOCK
Looks like we got a little comedian
on our hands. Too bad he isn't funny.
JOE
You want funny, Detective?
Try looking in a mirror with your
pants pulled down to the floor. I reckon
that'll be a hilarious sight.
BULLOCK
Watch your mouth before I break it.
GORDON
Listen, Joe. Or Bob, or whatever
else you decide to call yourself.
We know that you worked as an
assassin on the orders of Sal Maroni.
JOE
Me?! An assassin? Gentlemen.
I couldn't harm a fly, even if I tried.
I'm a simple guy. I get up on mornings,
eat my breakfast, brush my teeth,
get a shower, get dressed, take my
dog for a walk around the block,
and carpool with a guy at work,
to my job at the chemical plant.
On Friday nights, I come here to
get up on the stage and tell stupid
jokes to a bunch of people with
failed and useless lives. And
you are accusing me of being
an assassin, yeah? Wow. Who's
the comedian now, eh?
GORDON
Joe. Only the latter part of what
you just said is true. You don't
have a job at a chemical plant.
BULLOCK
Do you even know what planet
you're on, Freakzoid?
Joe points his finger at Bullock, with his eyes on Gordon.
BULLOCK
Could you get rid of the pink elephant
for me, please? I don't find him funny anymore.
BULLOCK
Pink elephant?
GORDON
Why don't you go find that
waitress? Get her number or
at least a drink.
Bullock looks to Gordon. Then to Joe. Joe waves his fingers at him. Nostrils flaring, Bullock heads off.
GORDON
Anywhere we can talk more private?
JOE.
Sure. Follow me.
Joe gathers his chips into a velvet bag.
Gordon steps up to him.
GORDON
Impressive victory.
JOE
I always have an ace up my sleeve.
GORDON
And an extra deck?
Joe puts his finger to his lips. Winks at Gordon.
INT. STAGE, CLUB -- MOMENTS LATER
Up on the stage, with Gordon at the side, Joe steps up to the front. He takes ahold of the microphone placed upon the stand. Looks forward towards the rows of empty seats.
JOE
Want to hear a good joke ladies and gentlemen? What do you get if
you cross a junkie and a pig together?
Fried bacon.
He bows, grandly, at the empty chairs. Turns to Gordon.
JOE (CONT'D)
I do love a good audience.
GORDON
I don't hear them laughing, Joe.
JOE
You don't, perhaps. But I can. I see
them as well. They're all in stitches.
Pissing themselves with sheer delight.
Big, goofy grins etched right across their
ugly, disgusting faces.
GORDON
I don't have time for this, Joe.
You do know you'll be leaving
this place in handcuffs, right?
But I want the information you have, first.
Who did Maroni pay you to kill next?
JOE
Why do you keep doing that?
GORDON
What?
Joe slowly approaches Gordon. A sad look on his face.
JOE
Laughing at me. Why do
you keep making fun of me?
Joe stretches his arms out. Hands reach for Gordon's throat.
JOE (CONT'D)
Why do you hurt me, daddy?
Gordon goes to reach for his gun. Joe stops.
JOE
Sorry about that, Detective.
Just having a bit of fun.
Might as well, considering my sweet
ass is about to become prison meat
for all those greedy vultures who haven't
seen a decent, straight woman in years.
GORDON
Sounds like you're looking forward
to it?
JOE
Oh, I am. You know something?
I haven't laughed or smiled since
I was a kid. Even on this stage,
telling jokes, acting the clown.
I don't find it all that amusing.
GORDON
Perhaps it's because you find amusement in killing people?
Joe looks up at the spotlights. Scratches his chin.
JOE
I haven't killed anybody, though. You
arrest me, Detective, you'll be
arresting an innocent guy. I mean,
what will become of my little dog?
GORDON
Assuming he exists, we'll find him
a good home.
JOE
Oh, okay. That's good.
Gordon pulls out a pair of handcuffs from his jacket. He puts them on Joe.
JOE (CONT'D)
Can I ask you something?
GORDON
Depends.
JOE
Have you ever killed anyone?
GORDON
I'm not willing to discuss that with
you, Joe.
JOE
What does it feel like? That
first kill, I mean. Does it make
you feel good inside? All warm and
fuzzy?
Gordon escorts Joe off the stage.
JOE (CONT'D)
I haven't killed anyone, Detective.
Just animals, when I was a kid.
GORDON
Yeah?
JOE
Yeah. My little dog. That was
the last time I had a good laugh.
INT. INTERROGATION ROOM, GCPD -- NIGHT
Joe sits at the table. He shuffles his deck of cards. Bullock stands by the door.
JOE
Fancy a quick game?
BULLOCK
Nope.
JOE
Oh, come on.
(pats knee)
It's nice and warm for you
to sit on. Don't tell me you're
not tempted?
BULLOCK
I'm tempted to smash you
right in the face.
JOE
That's it. I like a man
with fire in his soul.
What else to do you
want to do to me?
As Bullock moves in to pounce on Joe, Gordon comes into the room.
GORDON
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
JOE
That's no problem. The pink
elephant was keeping me company.
We're practically best friends now.
Aren't we, Detective Bullock?
BULLOCK
If I didn't love him, I'd kill him.
GORDON
Good to see you boys getting along.
Bullock, would you leave us alone, please?
Bullock leaves the room. Gordon sits down opposite Joe.
GORDON
Okay, Joe. I want to talk about
your affiliation with Salvatore
Maroni. How long you worked
for him?
JOE
About twenty years.
GORDON
You're only eighteen.
JOE
Wrong. I'm younger than that.
Or am I older? I forgot.
GORDON
Well, however old you are,
it's still pretty impressive how
you've managed to work for the
likes of Maroni.
JOE
Not to mention Grissom.
GORDON
Grissom?
JOE
Don't tell me you haven't heard
of him? Wait. Neither have I for
that matter.
GORDON
Take this seriously, Joseph. Maroni pay-
JOE
What did you just call me?
GORDON
Excuse me?
Joe leans forward over the table.
JOE
What did you call me?
GORDON
I called you, Joseph.
JOE
Why? That's not my name.
Gordon sighs, deeply.
GORDON
My God. What is your name then?
JOE
Well, if things go according
to plan, someone will tell you
what my name is.
GORDON
How did Maroni ever hire you?
He must have lost his mind.
JOE
Well, everybody's mad in Wonderland.
I'm mad, you're mad.
GORDON
I'm not mad.
JOE
You must be, or you
wouldn't be here.
INT. GORDON'S OFFICE, GCPD -- NIGHT
Sitting at his desk, Gordon files in reports. Bullock steps in.
BULLOCK
Hey. That guy, Joe? He's
not Maroni's assassin.
GORDON
What?!
BULLOCK
The assassin? He was found
dead behind the Ace Chemical Plant.
GORDON
Wait. Let me get this straight.
This assassin, who steals identities,
had his own stolen after being killed himself?
BULLOCK
Yeah, and God knows how
long the body's been there. This Joe character,
he's been lying the whole time
about who he really was.
GORDON
Or telling the truth...I'm confused
as hell.
BULLOCK
Just who the hell is this guy?
GORDON
Let's find out once and for all.
INT. CELLS, GCPD -- MOMENTS LATER
Down the steps, Bullock and Gordon come to the underground holding cells. Up head, they spot an officer lying motionless on the floor. Near him, a cell door is wide open.
BULLOCK
What the hell?!
The two Detectives race over to the officer. Gordon bends down, checking for his pulse. He's dead. Bullock furiously kicks the cell door.
BULLOCK
The son of a *****! He planned
this whole thing! Set up every
last detail to get himself in here.
Gordon spots something sticking out the officer's mouth. He takes it out. It's a playing card. The Jack of Hearts.
GORDON
Jack.
BULLOCK
What?!
GORDON
His name. It's Jack.
BULLOCK
Oh, great. At least we know
his name. How about a motive, huh?
GORDON
For a laugh...