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Before reading this please read my other Fic X-Men: Raising the Bar so you aren't too confused. Enjoy!
Another day, another dollar, the one known famously (or infamously, depending on the paper you read,) as the Amazing Spiderman thought as he glided gracefully through the crystal cold December air. That is, if I actually got paid for this. So I guess its really just another day. Man, I shoulda gotten into commercials or something. T.V. studios are warm. His webbing caught a flag pole and he swung higher in the air. Its a good thing Im wearing those ducky pajamas M.J. got me as an early Christmas gift. Although Id hate it if someone tore my costume. Id be the laughing stock of New York. I can see it now, The Amazing QuackerMan! Oye, I kill me, sometimes! He chuckled as he swung. For all of his griping and for all of his anxiety about walking that fine line between hero and vigilante nutcase, he truly felt free when he was on patrol. Granted, three in the morning was a lousy time to be awake, but that was the problem with criminals. They never managed to commit crimes when civilized people are out and about.
I guess the fact that its the coldest December on record has something to do with this dry spell. Jeez, a few degrees colder and I can hang up the Spidey suit for good. He heard the sirens in the distance and all of his joyful musings stopped like a machine shop in a blackout. Great, he thought, just when I was about to go home and have a cup of hot cocoa and some graham crackers. I havent eaten anything since that cup of yogurt at noon. He swung to the side of a building and clinged to it, looking for the cop car or fire truck or ambulance whose siren was blaring, telling the traffic to get the hell out of the way. When he saw the sirens of the cop cars he knew it would probably be big trouble.
Bank robbery. Ten to one shot, any takers? Who am I talking to? He shrugged and spun a webline and followed the speeding police car.
His stomach growled.
Not now, you! He was about to add something else to his weird interior monologue when he heard the explosion, he felt it seconds later.
Ah, garbage cans! he spat, clinging to the side of an old, brick building, I guess Ill just have to wait until Micky Ds serves breakfast. Gonna be a looooong day. He looked around, I gotta get a sidekick. People are going to think Im crazy talking to myself.
There was another explosion, this time closer than the previous blast. Spider-man looked down and caught a figure running down the street. Officrs were chasing the figure and firing their guns, hitting the person in the back. The person, whomever it was, did not fall.
This looks like a job for ! He quipped and spun a new web and glided from building to building. I gotta get in front of him, slow him down. He thought. He caught sight of the running figure who had taken several bullets but did not fall.
Hed gone into an alley.
Perfect.
It was your quintessential alley. A dead end with a dumpster and a few garbage cans and some trash strewn about to give it that nice, dark alley feel. It smelled like cat pee and rotten cabbage. That nice, dark alley smell. The figure was breathing heavily, grunting in what Spider-Man hoped was pain. If he was in pain, hed be slower than if he was healthy, and that would make his job a lot easier.
The Amazing Spider-Man was not used to seeing half naked men in an alley, so he was grateful that when the man (although he couldnt have been much older than Peter himself, maybe younger,) turned around, Peter was glad he was wearing pants (they were mere tatters, but hey, pants are pants.)
RHAAARRRGHHH! The man yelled. Peter didnt flinch. He could tell the guy was in a lot of pain, but it had little to do with getting shot. For a moment he studied his would be adversary. His eyes glowed red and his hair, was brown on the right and left sides and bone white down the middle. He had more muscles than Sly Stallone In Rocky III and he looked very, very mad.
Peter felt pity for the creature standing before him, for some reason he knew there was a lot more to this than he would ever know.
Nice name you got there, Im Spider-Man. Peter said, I kinda have the feeling you caused a few explosions and Id reeeaally like to help you.
The guy/creature grunted, and Peter was thrown back by an invisible force. He landed hard on the sidewalk outside of the alley.
Great! he said, standing up, rubbing his shoulder, although it was more for effect than actual pain, Youre a mutant, I bet. Jeez, why does it always have to be mutants? Or crazy super man scientists with death rays? Once, just once, Id like Scarlet Johansen in a skin tight leather one piece and a whip to My God Ive got problems. The Wall Crawler looked around to see if anyone was looking at him. Thankfully no one was.
The man/creature bellowed a wail of rage and pain and charged at Peter. Peter dodged the charge with ease.
Look, buddy, I dont want to fight you. Clearly youre in some kind of pain. Maybe I can help you! You know like that mouse who pulled the thorn from the lions paw. You could grant me a wish! Like Scarlet Johansen in a skin tight leather one piece and a whip, there I go again with that! Jeez, dont tell my wife I said that, ok?
The man/creature held out his hand and peter was sent flying into the dumpster.
Great, now I smell like New Jersey! He shouted, indignantly. He cast a web over the man/creatures fists. Look, maybe we can talk about this over a cup of coffee and a Krispy Kreme, all I had today was a cup of yogurt. I know I should eat more but I was rushed and ZUNGH! He was flung against a brick wall and hit it hard.
Okay, a health nut, maybe. What do you say we get a falafel? Again he was swung and hit the other side of the brick wall.
Roy Rogers? Swung again. Other side o the brick wall.
White Castle? Swung once more, but this time, back in the New Jersey smelling dumpster. The man/creature let out another mighty roar.
AWWWWWWRIGHT! Peter yelled. A wise man once said, throw me in a dumpster once, shame on you, throw me in a dumpster twice, shame on me. Now maybe its the hunger talking, and it probably is because all I had to eat today was a cup of yogurt and I know I should be eating more, but when you do what I do time isnt really on your side, but Im really mad now! He jumped out of the dumpster and engaged the man/creature, hitting him with a barrage of rights and lefts and a dizzying array of kicks that would put Jet Lee to shame. Now Uncle Spidey wanted to play nice with you because you looked more like you were in trouble than malevolent, but Im really, really hungry and want to get a dirty water dog before they start cleaning the water, thus making them just plain dogs! He elbowed the man/creature in the face and this time, he fell hard to the ground.
Poor guy. Spider-Man said. He shook his head in pity, the man/creature was breathing in shallow bursts, but what bothered Peter the most was the sad, puppy-like whimpers that came with each exhale. It didnt take a scientific genius like himself to see that someone had done this to the man lying at his feet.
So much for White Castle. Peter said, picking the man/creature up and slinging him over his shoulder. I dont know a whole lot about what I think happened to you, fella, but I know someone who does. Youre getting a free trip to the Baxter Building.
Another day, another dollar, the one known famously (or infamously, depending on the paper you read,) as the Amazing Spiderman thought as he glided gracefully through the crystal cold December air. That is, if I actually got paid for this. So I guess its really just another day. Man, I shoulda gotten into commercials or something. T.V. studios are warm. His webbing caught a flag pole and he swung higher in the air. Its a good thing Im wearing those ducky pajamas M.J. got me as an early Christmas gift. Although Id hate it if someone tore my costume. Id be the laughing stock of New York. I can see it now, The Amazing QuackerMan! Oye, I kill me, sometimes! He chuckled as he swung. For all of his griping and for all of his anxiety about walking that fine line between hero and vigilante nutcase, he truly felt free when he was on patrol. Granted, three in the morning was a lousy time to be awake, but that was the problem with criminals. They never managed to commit crimes when civilized people are out and about.
I guess the fact that its the coldest December on record has something to do with this dry spell. Jeez, a few degrees colder and I can hang up the Spidey suit for good. He heard the sirens in the distance and all of his joyful musings stopped like a machine shop in a blackout. Great, he thought, just when I was about to go home and have a cup of hot cocoa and some graham crackers. I havent eaten anything since that cup of yogurt at noon. He swung to the side of a building and clinged to it, looking for the cop car or fire truck or ambulance whose siren was blaring, telling the traffic to get the hell out of the way. When he saw the sirens of the cop cars he knew it would probably be big trouble.
Bank robbery. Ten to one shot, any takers? Who am I talking to? He shrugged and spun a webline and followed the speeding police car.
His stomach growled.
Not now, you! He was about to add something else to his weird interior monologue when he heard the explosion, he felt it seconds later.
Ah, garbage cans! he spat, clinging to the side of an old, brick building, I guess Ill just have to wait until Micky Ds serves breakfast. Gonna be a looooong day. He looked around, I gotta get a sidekick. People are going to think Im crazy talking to myself.
There was another explosion, this time closer than the previous blast. Spider-man looked down and caught a figure running down the street. Officrs were chasing the figure and firing their guns, hitting the person in the back. The person, whomever it was, did not fall.
This looks like a job for ! He quipped and spun a new web and glided from building to building. I gotta get in front of him, slow him down. He thought. He caught sight of the running figure who had taken several bullets but did not fall.
Hed gone into an alley.
Perfect.
It was your quintessential alley. A dead end with a dumpster and a few garbage cans and some trash strewn about to give it that nice, dark alley feel. It smelled like cat pee and rotten cabbage. That nice, dark alley smell. The figure was breathing heavily, grunting in what Spider-Man hoped was pain. If he was in pain, hed be slower than if he was healthy, and that would make his job a lot easier.
The Amazing Spider-Man was not used to seeing half naked men in an alley, so he was grateful that when the man (although he couldnt have been much older than Peter himself, maybe younger,) turned around, Peter was glad he was wearing pants (they were mere tatters, but hey, pants are pants.)
RHAAARRRGHHH! The man yelled. Peter didnt flinch. He could tell the guy was in a lot of pain, but it had little to do with getting shot. For a moment he studied his would be adversary. His eyes glowed red and his hair, was brown on the right and left sides and bone white down the middle. He had more muscles than Sly Stallone In Rocky III and he looked very, very mad.
Peter felt pity for the creature standing before him, for some reason he knew there was a lot more to this than he would ever know.
Nice name you got there, Im Spider-Man. Peter said, I kinda have the feeling you caused a few explosions and Id reeeaally like to help you.
The guy/creature grunted, and Peter was thrown back by an invisible force. He landed hard on the sidewalk outside of the alley.
Great! he said, standing up, rubbing his shoulder, although it was more for effect than actual pain, Youre a mutant, I bet. Jeez, why does it always have to be mutants? Or crazy super man scientists with death rays? Once, just once, Id like Scarlet Johansen in a skin tight leather one piece and a whip to My God Ive got problems. The Wall Crawler looked around to see if anyone was looking at him. Thankfully no one was.
The man/creature bellowed a wail of rage and pain and charged at Peter. Peter dodged the charge with ease.
Look, buddy, I dont want to fight you. Clearly youre in some kind of pain. Maybe I can help you! You know like that mouse who pulled the thorn from the lions paw. You could grant me a wish! Like Scarlet Johansen in a skin tight leather one piece and a whip, there I go again with that! Jeez, dont tell my wife I said that, ok?
The man/creature held out his hand and peter was sent flying into the dumpster.
Great, now I smell like New Jersey! He shouted, indignantly. He cast a web over the man/creatures fists. Look, maybe we can talk about this over a cup of coffee and a Krispy Kreme, all I had today was a cup of yogurt. I know I should eat more but I was rushed and ZUNGH! He was flung against a brick wall and hit it hard.
Okay, a health nut, maybe. What do you say we get a falafel? Again he was swung and hit the other side of the brick wall.
Roy Rogers? Swung again. Other side o the brick wall.
White Castle? Swung once more, but this time, back in the New Jersey smelling dumpster. The man/creature let out another mighty roar.
AWWWWWWRIGHT! Peter yelled. A wise man once said, throw me in a dumpster once, shame on you, throw me in a dumpster twice, shame on me. Now maybe its the hunger talking, and it probably is because all I had to eat today was a cup of yogurt and I know I should be eating more, but when you do what I do time isnt really on your side, but Im really mad now! He jumped out of the dumpster and engaged the man/creature, hitting him with a barrage of rights and lefts and a dizzying array of kicks that would put Jet Lee to shame. Now Uncle Spidey wanted to play nice with you because you looked more like you were in trouble than malevolent, but Im really, really hungry and want to get a dirty water dog before they start cleaning the water, thus making them just plain dogs! He elbowed the man/creature in the face and this time, he fell hard to the ground.
Poor guy. Spider-Man said. He shook his head in pity, the man/creature was breathing in shallow bursts, but what bothered Peter the most was the sad, puppy-like whimpers that came with each exhale. It didnt take a scientific genius like himself to see that someone had done this to the man lying at his feet.
So much for White Castle. Peter said, picking the man/creature up and slinging him over his shoulder. I dont know a whole lot about what I think happened to you, fella, but I know someone who does. Youre getting a free trip to the Baxter Building.