The Spider-man Story writing game

This thread is a cool litle game where forum members can contribute to make an awesome Spidey fanfition. Can you make this story SERIOUS please. This is what we do:
Someone posts a segment of story, with the missing nouns, verbs, w/e, for instance:
Spider-man _________ through New York. All of a sudden, _________ ________ down and ________ Spider-man. Spidey was surprised to see ________, as he though that ________ was ________!
Then someone else fills it in, and adds an extra part:
Spider-man swung through New York. All of a sudden, Venom swung down and kicked Spider-man. Spidey was surprised to see Venom, as he though that he was dead!
"Surprised to see us, Parker?" Venom ________.
"Yes! I thought you were dead!" Spider-man ________, "How'd you survive that ________?"
Then someone fills that part in and adds an extra part:
Spider-man swung through New York. All of a sudden, Venom swung down and kicked Spider-man. Spidey was surprised to see Venom, as he though that he was dead!
"Surprised to see us, Parker?" Venom snarled.
"Yes! I thought you were dead!" Spider-man replied, "How'd you survive that bomb blast?"
"You thought wrong, ________!" Venom roared. He grabbed Spidey by the ________ and ________ at a ________. Spidey ________ into it and fell to the ground. Venom stepped over him and picked him up by the ________ again. He ________ his ________.
"Now, New York, witness the ________ of Spider-man!"
And so on......
So to start us off:
Peter Parker was ________ down the _________ when suddenly his Spider-sense went off.
"Oh ________, I wonder who it's gonna be this time......" Peter ________. He turned to see the silhouette of ________. Other ________ and started to _________.

 

You didn't read what I said at all..... To enlighten you:

 

Well don't bother posting then......