Recast Untouchable Screen Classics

[Sawyer]

Christopher Nolan's
LOST

Jack Shephard - Guy Pearce

Kate Austen - Anne Hathaway

James "Sawyer" Ford - Leonardo DiCaprio

John Locke - Matthew McConaughey

Sayid Jarrah - Faran Tahir

Hugo "Hurley" Reyes - Horatio Sanz

Charlie Pace - Jack O'Connell

Claire Littleton - Juno Temple

Boone Carlyle - Wes Bentley

Shannon Rutherford - Elizabeth Debicki

 

[Sawyer]

Michael Dawson - David Oyelowo

Jin-Soo Kwon - Ken Watanabe

Sun-Hwa Kwon - Gong Li

Danielle Rousseau - Marion Cotillard

Ethan Rom - Casey Affleck

Ana Lucia Cortez - Monique Curnen

Libby Smith - Piper Perabo

Mr. Eko - Idris Elba

Desmond Hume - Christian Bale

Penelope Widmore - Rosamund Pike

 

[Sawyer]

Ben Linus - Cillian Murphy

Juliet Burke - Jessica Chastain

Tom "Mr. Friendly" - Tom Berenger

Richard Alpert - Nestor Carbonell (hey, he was in Nolan movies)

Daniel Faraday - Joseph Gordon Levitt

Charlotte Staples Lewis - Rebecca Hall

Miles Straume - Kenneth Choi

Frank Lapidus - Joe Pantaliano

Charles Widmore - John Nolan

Eloise Hawking - Ellen Burstyn

 

[Sawyer]

Christian Shephard - Tom Wilkinson

Pierre Chang aka Marvin Candle aka Edgar Halliwax aka Mark Wickmund - BD Wong

With
Jacob - Morgan Freeman

And
The Man in Black - Gary Oldman

Special Guest Appearance by Michael Caine as Alvar Hanso

 

[Sawyer]

Had to embellish on a few. Bizarre as it is to believe, Nolan's filmography is strangely bare of heavy-set comedically gifted latino actors.

 

[David H.]

I'd go with McConaughey as Sawyer and Liam Neeson as Locke.

Or maybe Caine as Locke.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh, so McConaughey just has to play the southern guy?

That's RACIST!!!

 

[Eddie Dean]

Tom Hardy is Locke, duh.

 

[Tg11]

A Christmas Carol (2016)

Ebenezer Scrooge- Albert Brooks
Bob Cratchit- Seth Rogen
Marley's Ghost- Geoffrey Rush
The Ghost of Christmas Past- Jessica Chastain
The Ghost of Christmas Present- Steve Carell
The Ghost of Christmas Future "Yet To Come" (voice)- Mark Strong
Tiny Tim- Noah Schnapp
Young Ebenezer Scrooge- Tom Holland
Mrs. Cratchit- Marissa Tomei
Fred (Scrooge's nephew)- Dax Shepard
Fezzwig- Jim Broadbent

 

[Incrediblejeff]

I know my Blacula cast is amazing.

 

[Longuecarabine]

Nobody likes my casts.

 

[Longuecarabine]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (2016)

Quasimodo: Rupert Grint

Esmeralda: Chloe Bennet

Judge Claude Frollo: Charles Dance

Phoebus: Chris Hemsworth

Clopin: Sasha Baron Cohen

Archdeacon: Geoffrey Rush

Hugo: Seth Rogen

Victor: Jeremy Irons

Laverne: Julie Walters

 

[David H.]

Please don't give Disney anymore ideas.

 

[Drizzle]

Disney wouldn't bring back Hunchback as a live action movie. It's not that bad apart from the out of place gargoyles, but that movie was DARK.

 

[Longuecarabine]

They have a bunch of live-action adaptations in the works.

See http://time.com/4525871/disney-live-action-movies/ this page for reference.

Aside from that, what do you guys think?

 

[Longuecarabine]

Anyways, can you guys not disparage every recast I make?

 

[Eddie Dean]

No.

 

[Drizzle]

Anyways, can you guys not disparage every recast I make?

My comment was to David H. about not giving Disney any ideas. Charles Dance as Frollo is a good choice.

 

[Longuecarabine]

No.

Why not? Why do you have to get on my case?

 

[Eddie Dean]

I'm a little stinker.

 

[Longuecarabine]

I'm aware. The question was for everyone else.

 

[Silvermoth]

Fern Gully
Chrysta - Isabel Lucas
Magi - Deborah Mailman
Hexxus - Tom Hiddleston
Zak - Chris Hemsworth
Pips - Ryan Corr
Batty koda - Lunchmoney Lewis

 

[Jumpin' Jack]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (2016)

Judge Claude Frollo: Charles Dance

Phoebus: Chris Hemsworth

Clopin: Sasha Baron Cohen

These are all pretty much spot-on, and I can see happening, not a fan of some of the rest though

 

[Longuecarabine]

Which ones are you not a fan of?

 

[Longuecarabine]

The Silence of the Lambs (2016)

Clarice Starling: Alicia Vikander

Dr. Hannibal Lector: Jared Harris

Jack Crawford: Daniel Craig

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Iwan Rheon

Dr. Frederick Chilton: Aidan Gillen