Recast Untouchable Screen Classics

[Gianakin_]

You can't cast Liam as Dr. Grant, lest you want the movie to end in 10 minutes, with every dino's neck snapped.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Reservoir Dogs

Nicolas Cage- Mr. Blonde

Samuel L. Jackson- Mr. White

John Cusack- Mr.Orange

Emilio Estevez- Mr. Pink

Eric Roberts- Joe

Jonah Hill- Nice guy Eddie

 

[craigdbfan]

Westworld

Christian Bale (original actor James Brolin) as - John Blane

Tom Hardy (original actor Yul Brenner) as - Gunslinger

Lukas Hass (original actor Richard Benjamin) as - Peter Martin

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

Jurassic Park

Dr. Alan Grant - Daniel Craig

Dr. Ellie Sattler - Rachel Weisz

Dr. Ian Malcolm - Bradley Cooper

John Hammond - Anthony Hopkins

Lex Murphy - Elle Fanning

Tim Murphy - Max Charles

Robert Muldoon - Jason Statham

Dennis Nedry - Kevin Smith

Ray Arnold - Samuel L. Jackson

I like this.

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

Yeah i think the whole reveal of them actually being brother and sister would take on a whole new level of surprise with this casting.

Haha Very True

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

The Simpsons Live Action

Homer - Will Sasso

Ned Flanders - William H Macy

Grandpa - Jerry Stiller

Chief Wiggum - Tom Arnold

Marge - Cate Blanchett

Moe - Steve Buscemi

 

[Eddie Dean]

You can't cast Liam as Dr. Grant, lest you want the movie to end in 10 minutes, with every dino's neck snapped.

Now I kinda do want this movie.

 

[Gianakin_]

Just cast Dolph Lundgren as T-Rex and we're in business.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Fight Club

Joseph Gordon Levitt - Narrator

Ryan Gosling - Tyler Durden

Emily Blunt - Marla Singer

 

[Donnie Darko]

nice, but who plays Bob?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

just get meat loaf again, just to mind f*** people.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Meat Loaf again, or Eric Stonestreet because the sight of Eric Stonestreet channeling his inner Cameron Tucker (from Modern Family) while beating the narrator's ass is too hilarious to pass up.

 

[Donnie Darko]

holy crap, Eric Stonestreet as Bob. I can dig it.

 

[MadVillainy]

Damn good Fight Club casting

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I actually got the casting ideas after a double feature of 500 days of summer and crazy stupid love has.

Eric Stonestreet as bob was fridge logic lol.

 

[Silvermoth]

Bond's already been recast so I'll do all the classic villians!

Goldfinger- Bruno Ganz

Dr No - Any Lau

Rose Klebb - Liz May Brice

Blofeld - Tom Wilkinson

Mr Big - Keith David

Nick Nack - Peter Dinklage

Scaramanga - Benedict Cumberbatch

Octopussy - Rachel Weisz (I'm dying to see this)

Red Grant -Zahary Baharov

 

[Jordacar]

The Great Escape

Jeremy Renner as Hilts "The Cooler King" (originally Steve McQueen)

Josh Brolin as Hendley "The Scrounger" (originally James Garner)

Colin Firth as Bartlett "Big X" (originally Richard Attenborough)

Tom Hardy as Danny "Tunnel King" (originally Charles Bronson)

Toby Jones as Blythe "The Forger" (originally Donald Pleasence)

Joel Edgerton as Sedgwick "The Manufacturer" (originally James Coburn)

Andrew Garfield as Ashely-Pitt "Dispersal" (originally David McCallum)

Billy Boyd as Ives "The Mole" (originally Agnus Lennie)

Benno Fürmann as Von Luger "The Kommandant" (originally Hannes Messemer)

 

[Kar]

Can I propose a "Saved By the Bell" movie?

Ryan Gosling as Zack Morris
Taylor Lautner or Michael Copon as AC Slater
Dana Davis as Lisa Turtle
Andrew Garfield as Screech
Emma Stone as Jeese Spano
Megan Fox or Hayden Panetierre as Kelly Kapowski
Will Ferrell as Mr. Belding

 

[Sawyer]

Surely you realize that Andrew Garfield now wants you dead...

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Bond's already been recast so I'll do all the classic villians!

Some of these villains I would not call classic or untouchable, like Nick Nack (especially Nick Nack), and Octopussy isn't a villain.

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

Surely you realize that Andrew Garfield now wants you dead...

t: I've just noticed why you have said this lol

 

[DorkyFresh]

ALIEN


Dallas - Bryan Cranston

Ripley - Charlize Theron

Lambert - Olivia Wilde

Brett - Charlto Copley

Kane - Cillian Murphey

Ash - Alan Tudyk

Parker - David Oleyowo

 

[DorkyFresh]

ALIENS


Cpl. Hicks - Ben Affleck

Carter Burke - Sam Rockwell

Bishop - Javier Bardem

Pvt. Hudson - Chris Evans

Pvt. Vasquez - Michelle Rodriguez

Lt. Gorman - John Slattery

Sgt. Apone - Charles Parnell

Pvt. Drake - Kellan Lutz

Newt - Morgan Lily

 

[Silvermoth]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Hey, think big or go home right?)

King Arthur - Simon Pegg

The Black Knight/Taunting French Knight/Sir Lancelot - Sasha Baron Cohen

Sir Robin the Not Quite So Brave as Sir Lancelot

Patsy - Nick Frost

Sir Bedevere - Rowan Atkinson

Sir Galahad the Pure - Omid Djalili

Zoot - Catherine Tate

 

[BuddhaWasABat]

Jurassic Park

Dr. Alan Grant - Daniel Craig

Dr. Ellie Sattler - Rachel Weisz

Dr. Ian Malcolm - Bradley Cooper

John Hammond - Anthony Hopkins

Lex Murphy - Elle Fanning

Tim Murphy - Max Charles

Robert Muldoon - Jason Statham

Dennis Nedry - Kevin Smith

Ray Arnold - Samuel L. Jackson

Wow. This is pretty damn good. Good idea keeping Jackson too