I saw this yesterday. Better than I thought, I’ll admit, though my expectations were low. I enjoyed Chris Evans the most; he had the best lines and his character’s reactions to this ridiculous concept were what worked best in the movie. Johnson… was fine I guess but I really only found him interesting when he was playing off of Evans. I would have liked to have seen more of JK Simmons’ jacked Santa Claus but he’s barely in it. Bonnie Hunt was similarly wasted in a nothing role. Kiernan Shipka and Tormund are pretty fun and Lucy Liu does fine but I don’t know, the film was just trying to be too much and too little at the same time. I guess I can’t fault it too much for being yet another Christmas movie where Santa is real and delivers presents to every house on the planet and yet somehow people don’t believe he exists. Yet in this version, apparently all of the functioning democracies of the world are aware of him and for some reason if he fails to deliver said presents, it causes an apocalypse or something? I’m not really sure. Maybe I missed something.
Also, the North Pole looks sort of like someone modded Minas Tirith into an Arkham game. It seems cool when you see it from a distance but when they zoom in, the bad CGI becomes painfully apparent. Anyway, it’s not the worst Christmas action movie out there, though I would recommend Carry-On over this if you’re looking for a better one.