Save TEDDY!!!!

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And now a message from Sally Struthers:

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Folks, sometimes we have to step up and help one of our own when they are in a time of need. Even if we find them annoying. Our not-so-beloved TEDDY, often misunderstood and maligned, has fallen on hard times. He used to be an upstanding member of society:

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But a bitter ending to a bitter relationship sent him into a downward spiral in which he discovered crack and heroin:

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Derelict, strung out and wandering the streets, he has lost everything, taking to prostituting himself to strange men for money to buy more smack:
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And found himself in some potentially psychologically damaging situations as a result:
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Won't you help? For only $345.98 a day, you can provide TEDDY (and a starving television personality) with food, shelter, clothing and rehabilitation services. Don't let it end like this. You can make a difference. Call today: 1-877-SAV-BEAR

Don't wait. Call now!
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jag
 
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lmao.


i once asked my weed dealer for a fat bag, he asked how fat and i said gimme the sally struthers i came to pick it up, and that **** was obese.

i got a dub and a half for 10 bucks.
 
reminds me of the scene from The Jerk where Nelson gives a random guy a bunch of money to help illegal chicken fighting(i believe it was chicken fighting)...lol
 
reminds me of the scene from The Jerk where Nelson gives a random guy a bunch of money to help illegal chicken fighting(i believe it was chicken fighting)...lol


It was worse than that! It was.......cat juggling!!!!!!

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jag
 
Kitten juggling...words can not describe how hilarious that single moment was.
 
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Jesus Doll: Sacrifice yourselves to save this stuffed one. I sure did.
 
Jesus looks like Val Kilmer...:wow:
 
So um, seriously...what did happen to Teddy?
 
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After rehab.... when withdrawal kicks in.
 
Fixed your link for ya, Caleb. You don't need to put the url portion in the Youtube tags, just the Youtube code:



And thanks. I was trying to find that before but Youtube was having issues at the time.

jag
 

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