"Sex with a dead dear is legal in Wisconsin!!" - Man's attorney

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  1. Fran Banned User

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html

    :lmao:
     
  2. Addendum Registered

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    Kinda says something about him if he can only get a dead deer. Not even living animals want to **** him, let alone anyone from his own species
     
  3. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Wisconson: where cheese is cheese and sex with a dead deer is one hell of a Friday night.
     
  4. Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Hot damn. I know where I'm going on vacation.
     
  5. Addendum Registered

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    He's only person I've ever heard that has gotten aroused from roadkill
     
  6. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    So... is deer a step up or down from horse?
     
  7. Fran Banned User

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    It's more tough to hunt.
     
  8. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    But is it worth it, is the question.
     
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    Did he take it home to eat after he made some roadside lovin'?
     
  10. Fran Banned User

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    Let's ask him.

    Where is Badger?
     
  11. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Uh...no.:huh:


    He's a gentleman. :down:o
     
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    I hear he prepared some of his 'special sauce' just for the occassion.
     
  13. Addendum Registered

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    I don't like my venison with a milky sauce
     
  14. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    I don't see why everyone is getting upset with him, the deer was just laying there asking for it. Hell, for all we know, she could have been leading him on, leading him, and when he saw her there, defenseless, he took his shot. I just hope he wore a condom.
     
  15. Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    Haha, this thread is too funny :woot:

    But in all seriousness...what crime did the guy really commit? Its not like you can wrong something that is already dead. The lawyer has a point. Still, what lawyer takes this case? Who wants their reputation to be "the guy who defended the deer ****er?"
     
  16. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Where did you find this lawyer?
     
  17. Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    The guy's name is Fredric Anderson. I can't find a website for him or his firm. Maybe he's a public defender? :huh:
     
  18. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    You should really find out more about these guys before you hire them, I kid you not ;)
     
  19. Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    Matt didn't hire him, he had to throw him out of his bar.
     
  20. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Who was doing the throwing?

    Nive avvy! :up: :D
     
  21. Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    Matt of course.

    Thanks.
     
  22. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Everytime I feel that we midwesterners are just typical when compared to the raging stereotypes of the other parts of the country, something like this comes up.
     
  23. kane9321 oakland's finest

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    damn...dude is a deer *****er
     
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    I hereby vote this 'thread of the week', even if it is only mid-week.
     
  25. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    What goes on in Wisconsin, Stays in Wisconsin!
     

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