SHH Rap Tournament

[Rocketman]

Got this idea from another site.

Rules:
1. Post a freestyle rap.
2. It has to be written by you.
3. Any length will do.
4. It has to be on-the-spot (don't think about too much).
5. We vote for the winner through the process of elimination (like American Idol).

 

[SuperFerret]

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference
Yo.

 

[Rocketman]

You are truly an inspiration to all amateur rappers out there.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh my.
Mmm. Pie.

(Finit)

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh my.
Mmm. Pie.

(Finit)

winner[/closethread]

 

[Hound55]

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference
Yo.

"Yo drop the rhyme in overtime, Frost!"

 

[jassaal123]

Thank for explain with all members rules.

 

[Gotham Knight]

Truth don't lie and yeah because rap is like cool yo and other stuff, so deal with it because there is so much....

WORD!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Uh, yo, yo, yo check it.
feenin' for some phone bonin' like my name was Lightning Strykz!
I got your threads on lock down like name was Thread Manager, ight?
Yo, uhhhhhh.
This place is a dysfunctional family, catch the aunt out smellin' a petunia.
The way knowsbleed draws hype members, it'll ruin ya!

tehehehe.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

Y'all know the name
WalkingDeadMike I'm here to spit some ****ing game
The knowledge that I drop is always dope and sick
I kill so often, *****s call me Michael Vick
There's something wrong with America, maybe even the world
When you speak your mind, it leaves people shocked and appalled

Uh, Winning!

Beiber sells platinum around the globe, I sell weed in the hood
But since I'm making bank and **** it's all good
I don't ride on rims though, I save my loot for a rainy day
I put that **** in a Roth IRA and my 401k
I've got nothin' left to say, so I guess I'm outtie
Now, let's see if any of you can top me

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

P.S. - If you think mine sucks don't be afraid to tell me. Oh, and I don't really sell weed.