Smell of Failure: Man Attempts Robbery With Gun-Shaped Cologne Bottle

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334248,00.html
    AKRON, Ohio — Akron police say a robbery attempt had more than a whiff of failure.

    They accuse a man of trying to stick two people up outside a video store with a bottle of cologne that had been colored black with a marking pen and resembled a gun.

    Police Lt. Rick Edwards says there was a scuffle, and the bottle broke, so the suspect stank of cologne when officers arrived on the scene early Wednesday evening.

    Forty-one-year-old Michael Kaminski is being held in the Summit County Jail on one count of aggravated robbery and one count of carrying a concealed weapon. That's not for the bottle but for a knife that police say Kaminski also had.

    Bond has been set at $75,000. Jail and court officials say Kaminski does not yet have an attorney.
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  2. DDS Registered

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    Wow...:dry::lmao:
     
  3. Asteroid-Man Registered

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    :lmao: hahahahaha NOOB!
     
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    NICE shiner! :up: :lmao:
     
  5. The Apocalypse Registered

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    Epic Failure!
     
  6. SuperMonkey Registered

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    It's the end of the worldssssssssssssssssssssss..... :csad:


    Seriously, what was he thinking?


    Dumbass.
     
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    Odd. At least they're being nice to him.
     
  8. Prefix Registered

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    Would've expected better from an esteemed fellow like this one!
     
  9. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    He looks like he should be in one of those british crime movies. As the guy that gets killed halfway in.
     
  10. Mike_D202 Green Lantern's roommate

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    I think I remember seeing a movie where a prisoner carved a bar of soap to look like a gun and used shoe polish to paint it black to escape.
     

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