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Smell of Failure: Man Attempts Robbery With Gun-Shaped Cologne Bottle

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334248,00.html
AKRON, Ohio — Akron police say a robbery attempt had more than a whiff of failure.

They accuse a man of trying to stick two people up outside a video store with a bottle of cologne that had been colored black with a marking pen and resembled a gun.

Police Lt. Rick Edwards says there was a scuffle, and the bottle broke, so the suspect stank of cologne when officers arrived on the scene early Wednesday evening.

Forty-one-year-old Michael Kaminski is being held in the Summit County Jail on one count of aggravated robbery and one count of carrying a concealed weapon. That's not for the bottle but for a knife that police say Kaminski also had.

Bond has been set at $75,000. Jail and court officials say Kaminski does not yet have an attorney.
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It's the end of the worldssssssssssssssssssssss..... :csad:


Seriously, what was he thinking?


Dumbass.
 
He looks like he should be in one of those british crime movies. As the guy that gets killed halfway in.
 
I think I remember seeing a movie where a prisoner carved a bar of soap to look like a gun and used shoe polish to paint it black to escape.
 

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