So I'm getting him/her ____________ for Valentine's Day

[jaguarr]

Th^t post just made me very uncomfortably embarrassed. Like, why does he adopt this really friendly, familiar conversational tone (like a woman, excited, telling her "girlfriend" about her date last night over a Caesar salad with lo-cal dressing at Appleby's for brunch ) like we're all a big family when I've seriously only seen people go on at length about how much they hate him, or use him as a teasing bag.

I find it wonderful that he can be so open and sharing with all of us here, his second family away from home. :heart:

You're gonna go to HeLL for that hand job.

Not to mention his hot tub is gonna need the filter rinsed out and a good dosage of shock treatment dumped into it.

Yes, Jesus doesn't even want manual stimulation before marriage!

Jesus sounds like a bitter virgin, sometimes.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

indeed

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Th^t post just made me very uncomfortably embarrassed. Like, why does he adopt this really friendly, familiar conversational tone (like a woman, excited, telling her "girlfriend" about her date last night over a Caesar salad with lo-cal dressing at Appleby's for brunch ) like we're all a big family when I've seriously only seen people go on at length about how much they hate him, or use him as a teasing bag.

It's got that nice mutely condescending edge to it...it would be nice if he added something about "Jesus Love" or "God's paradoxical hate" in there are something...it would really complete the packaged story.

Yes, Jesus doesn't even want manual stimulation before marriage!

Actually if I'm not mistaken (and I'm not because I already got b*tched at about this one) he doesn't even approve of self-stimulation...

 

[Mr Sparkle]

You're gonna go to HeLL for that hand job.

The Church should make T-shirts
in big black letters with flames all over "hand job"

 

[heypapajinx]

The Church should make T-shirts
in big black letters with flames all over "hand job"

mmm yes.
totally wicked graphics is sure to appreal to the kids.