So I'm getting him/her ____________ for Valentine's Day

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That's nice Wil.

Did you get anything special for your someone?

[woman who watches "The View"]Right now my "special someone" is myself.[/woman who watches "The View"]

I'm in an Intensive Outpatient Alcohol Addiction Treatment Program right now and almost literally have no time for anything or anyone. No Sex For Wilhelm.

Ironic in that having stopped drinking I look freaking hotter than I have in a while.
But, this hot blonde chick is joining our 3 hour group meeting tonight and I'm known as the star-comedian of the group so maybe I can "mentor" her. nudgenudge

 

[Prognosticator]

[woman who watches "The View"]Right now my "special someone" is myself.[/woman who watches "The View"]

I'm in an Intensive Outpatient Alcohol Addiction Treatment Program right now and almost literally have no time for anything or anyone. No Sex For Wilhelm.

Ironic in that having stopped drinking I look freaking hotter than I have in a while.
But, this hot blonde chick is joining our 3 hour group meeting tonight and I'm known as the star-comedian of the group so maybe I can "mentor" her. nudgenudge

How long have you been sober?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How long have you been sober?

The way you can figure it out is, look back through my posts.
When they stop being funny and inordinately abusive, and I stop talking about how much mega-fun I'm having? That's when I stopped.

li'l over a month

 

[Canadian Rider]

Cool Wil. I have read your posts and know this has not been a lot of fun for you.

Maybe you will get back on the horse soon ...

 

[Milkman95]

Dick in a Box.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Yea now I'm all for waiting till marriage, but before I was a Christian I use to tear it up quite frequently. LoL Before sex isn't worth running the risk getting an STD, baby before marriage....No not for me! That's just my personal convictions. You have yours and I have mine, so everythings all good.

So do I get that $10? LoL b/c I aint a Virgin naymore!

I did not say you were a virgin? Besides the bet was with Erz anyways and I get to keep my ten bucks seeing as I guessed correct.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Dick in a Box.

That's the perfect gift...

 

[jaguarr]

Does the "teddy bear" happen to look like this one?

You should post that picture every time TEDDY posts in a thread.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I'll be spending a nice, quiet and romantic evening with my wife. I left her a little stuffed jaguar this morning for her to find (she's amassed quite a collection of 'em) after making her some coffee. She's got a dozen roses sitting on our doorstep waiting for her to come home to. Tonight we'll have a nice dinner together, exchange cards, sip some wine on the couch and listen to some music. I'll surprise her with the white gold and diamond bracelet I got for her, and then it will be time to choose between rope or leather restraints. It will be lovely .

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I'll be spending a nice, quiet and romantic evening with my wife. I left her a little stuffed jaguar this morning for her to find (she's amassed quite a collection of 'em) after making her some coffee. She's got a dozen roses sitting on our doorstep waiting for her to come home to. Tonight we'll have a nice dinner together, exchange cards, sip some wine on the couch and listen to some music. I'll surprise her with the white gold and diamond bracelet I got for her, and then it will be time to choose between rope or leather restraints. It will be lovely .

jag

For those of you just joining us Jag is a proud member of the bondage community...

 

[AndThePickles]

I'll be spending a nice, quiet and romantic evening with my wife. I left her a little stuffed jaguar this morning for her to find (she's amassed quite a collection of 'em) after making her some coffee. She's got a dozen roses sitting on our doorstep waiting for her to come home to. Tonight we'll have a nice dinner together, exchange cards, sip some wine on the couch and listen to some music. I'll surprise her with the white gold and diamond bracelet I got for her, and then it will be time to choose between rope or leather restraints. It will be lovely .

jag

Wowza, what a romantic day!

 

[Fran]

I don't have a Valentine

 

[Taiwarriorz21]

My Valentine's Day....Hmmm What would be the best words to describe it??? UMMM....HELL YES!!!! LoL We had the movie theater to ourselves just me and amber. Then off to Lagnaippe...We ran into a married couple from church which we see a bunch. We get a salad, drinks, and our food. She gets fried catfish; I get Lagnaippe Crawfish which was crawfish tails and etoufee. The waitress comes up to use and tells us that the couple paid for our meal when they left and that the food was on the house....I was shocked...Told amber that we need to definitely get them a thank you card and maybe some $$$ inside. Then hot tub at my house, which was ummmm extremely relaxing and just made me soo tired...We had a good ole' time and now it's off to bed!

 

[Master Chief]

I made my way to a place. In the ok cold.

I ate alone at a restaurant.

I made my way home in the blistering cold all alone. In the cold.

But dammit, I bought myself a f**king cupcake.

AND IT TASTED F**KING GOOD.

 

[tzarinna]

I went to get some seafood but the place was closed so I had to settle for Salvadorian/Mexican food. She forget my taquitos and gave me tacos.

I still want a crabcake and mussels.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I sulked and hid in my dorm room all day playing GTA: Vice City.

 

[Kritish]

Oh Valentines day how I loath thee... it's nothing but a scam (just like Mother's day) to sell cards, candy and diamonds.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Oh Valentines day how I loath thee... it's nothing but a scam (just like Mother's day) to sell cards, candy and diamonds.

It really is...wasn't it even created by Hallmark or some sh**.

 

[Kritish]

Does the "teddy bear" happen to look like this one?

TEDDY just died a little inside.

 

[Kritish]

It really is...wasn't it even created by Hallmark or some sh**.

Yep.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

TEDDY just died a little inside.

I wish he'd die a little outside.

 

[heypapajinx]

i got my mom Flowers and Pink Flamingos to stick in her yard... she's obsessed with having Flamingos in her yard for some reason.
*shrug*

 

[heypapajinx]

The way you can figure it out is, look back through my posts.
When they stop being funny and inordinately abusive, and I stop talking about how much mega-fun I'm having? That's when I stopped.

li'l over a month

no WONDER you claim to have HAD a crush on me but are now over it.
the more sober you get, the more the beer goggles slip off your face.
typical
*flips t.v. back to the view and grabs box of kleenex*

 

[TEDDY]

You should post that picture every time TEDDY posts in a thread.

jag

Awww... thats mean.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My Valentine's Day....Hmmm What would be the best words to describe it??? UMMM....HELL YES!!!! LoL

Th^t post just made me very uncomfortably embarrassed. Like, why does he adopt this really friendly, familiar conversational tone (like a woman, excited, telling her "girlfriend" about her date last night over a Caesar salad with lo-cal dressing at Appleby's for brunch ) like we're all a big family when I've seriously only seen people go on at length about how much they hate him, or use him as a teasing bag.

Then hot tub at my house, which was ummmm extremely relaxing and just made me soo tired

You're gonna go to HeLL for that hand job.

Yes, Jesus doesn't even want manual stimulation before marriage!