So I've Finally Seen Troll 2...

[rashad]

Do you see the making of this film? Know what it means? Hospitality! AND YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

The dad had some classic one liners.

 

[Warhammer]

This movie wasn't even conceived as a sequel to the first Troll and for some reason was labelled as such (I forgot why).

According to Wikipedia, they marketed the film as a sequel because they were afraid the movie would bomb, and since Troll had came out, they were like "alright, since some people know what that movie is, let's call this a sequel so more people will watch it."

I was dying when the kid pissed on the food. Did anyone else notice that out of all those goblins, there was this one goblin that looked crazy as hell. He looked nothing like the other ones.

 

[Warhammer]

The dad had some classic one liners.

He had his pajama collar popped during that one scene. Straight pimp.

 

[Spider-Fan]

But...it is so awesome and original. I mean, Nilbog being Goblin spelled backwards? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT!!! Plus, it's a movie about goblins called Troll 2...who would have thought of that! GENIUS!!!

In all seriousness, I feel sorry for you having to be subjected to this

 

[SuperFerret]

And people actually prefer you to me. Sad state of affairs in the world today.

 

[Spider-Fan]

And people actually prefer you to me. Sad state of affairs in the world today.

I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you with the SF in your username

 

[Gunga Diner]

Oh, please. Troll 2 is Chinatown compared to the Citizen Kane of bad movies, Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

 

[Darkness Falls]

'Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddd'