So...Rappers Need To Get Big Boy Names

[Eggyman]

This coming from the guy who calls himself, the joker?

Ok, I admit, I lol'd hard to this

 

[Eggyman]

Oh eggy ... :heart: Your talents are wasted here. Emineggy ... t:

Heh

Wikiwiki slim Eggy

 

[LexCorp]

I'm serious. What grown man goes around calling himself P-Diddy? Or Young Jeezey? Or 50 Cent? Year, we get it, you're 50 Cent because that's what your hooker mother charged your drug addicted father to concieve you. Grow up. And Eminem too. For gods sake, he's named after candy. CANDY. I can't wait for Mars Bar and Everlasting Gobstoppers new cd to come out. And they all follow the same stupid forumula too. Take your initials, or your stupid high school nick name, and add either Dr., Young, or Playa to the beginning or end of it. Or take your initials, and add a made up suffix ending in Y to it.

Am I really the only one who thinks these people's names make them sound like clowns? I just cant be scared of anyone who goes around calling themself Chingy, and I don't for a second believe they're "hard" or "gangsta" with a name like that.

Bottom line that race has a limited time left on Earth so it's OK dude.

 

[knowsbleed]

Bottom line that race has a limited time left on Earth so it's OK dude.

what?

 

[LexCorp]

what?

A joke

 

[knowsbleed]

who's laughing?

 

[LexCorp]

who's laughing?

I have no idea.

 

[SuBe]

I'm serious. What grown man goes around calling himself P-Diddy? Or Young Jeezey? Or 50 Cent? Year, we get it, you're 50 Cent because that's what your hooker mother charged your drug addicted father to concieve you. Grow up. And Eminem too. For gods sake, he's named after candy. CANDY. I can't wait for Mars Bar and Everlasting Gobstoppers new cd to come out. And they all follow the same stupid forumula too. Take your initials, or your stupid high school nick name, and add either Dr., Young, or Playa to the beginning or end of it. Or take your initials, and add a made up suffix ending in Y to it.

Am I really the only one who thinks these people's names make them sound like clowns? I just cant be scared of anyone who goes around calling themself Chingy, and I don't for a second believe they're "hard" or "gangsta" with a name like that.

How did you feel about the Fresh Prince?

 

[Eggyman]

I'm laughing . . . but it was about something else

Sorry Lex

 

[LexCorp]

I'm laughing . . . but it was about something else

Sorry Lex

Well points for effort.

 

[Steve Rogers]

lol @ Joker man

What's next? Complaining about message board posters with comic book characters in their nicknames?

 

[jaguarr]

I always laugh at the rapper known as Big Boi and wonder if anyone has informed him that a lot of young, butch lesbians call themselves "bois".

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh, yes.

's'like

My name is Mike the Dyke, and I rock the mic!

 

[jaguarr]

Haha! He'd only ever write one song because he'd run out of "ike' words in a hurry.

My name is Mike the Dyke, and I rock the mic! I'm gonna take your mind on a little hike! See, I've liked girls since I was a tyke. Ain't hard to comprehend, it's like riding a bike. So don't go askin' fo' mah head on a pike. I ain't botherin' you so don't throw the first strike. Errrrr.....ummmmm....uh-huh! Yeah! Yeah! Uh-huh!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha, uh huh, yeah - yeah.

 

[Joker]

How did you feel about the Fresh Prince?

DJ Jazzy Jeff has one of the most recockulous nicknames ever...and Fresh Prince was also a terrible, terrible name. He's fresh, like you know, how it feels down there after using a nice feminine hygine product...

 

[C.F. Kane]

I knew this guy who thought of using the rap name "Dizzy Dizasta".

 

[TNC9852002]

Is this thread serious?

-TNC

 

[Eggyman]

Is this thread serious?

-TNC

Are any of them?

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Boondocks has done a great job making fun of rappers names. Gangstalicious, Thugnificent, Macktastic, Flonominal, brilliant, even better that a bunch of rappers do voices on a show making fun of them.