So you Want a Ventriloquist Dummy Of Michael Jackson? Look no further.

[The-Dark-Knight]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-Ventr...14&_trkparms=72:1683|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318

Ok so it looks nothing like MJ, but someone seem's to want it, not to mention look at the size of those shoes.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Sad part is that judging from his recent press conference, this dummy now looks more like michael Jackson than Michael Jackson does.

 

[[A]]

Creepy.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Ventriloquist Dummies are freaky

 

[Majic Walrus]

Sad part is that judging from his recent press conference, this dummy now looks more like michael Jackson than Michael Jackson does.

That was really hilarious.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Considering these things are usually used to entertain children i can't imagine someone pulling this out of a box and having a conversation with it. No to mention parents watching.

'Is that guy talking to Michael Jackson on his knee infront of my child?'

It'd be just weird.

 

[Paradyme]

Mr. Marbles?

 

[Nivek]

It looks more like Jerry Seinfeld than Michael Jackson.

Mr. Marbles indeed...

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I thought he kinda looks like Martin Short.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Warning: Keep out of reach from children.

 

[terry78]

That is not kosher, dawg.

 

[Lighthouse]

I never really thought they could make ventriloquist dummies any more creepy than they already are. I was wrong. Dead wrong.

 

[Eggyman]

How could anyone even think of putting their hand up its ass?

 

[Carcharodon]

It looks kinda like Martin Short.

 

[Lighthouse]

How could anyone even think of putting their hand up its ass?

It probably says "A hee hee!!" when you do it.

 

[Eggyman]

it probably says "a hee hee!!" when you do it.

ow!

 

[terry78]

It probably says "A hee hee!!" when you do it.

And grabbing it from the front emits a "Jam-On!" noise.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

It probably says "A hee hee!!" when you do it.

Lisa Marie Presley said when Michael Jackson climaxes he does the 'hee hee' sound, if i were her i'd keep getting up, thinking i left the gate open armed with a can of WD40.

As for the dummy, he has more bids. Any of you guys bidding?

 

[ross2287]

Kind of looks like Jackie Chan...

 

[Alistair]

Hahahaha...

Creepy, but don't let Jeff Dunham see it...

But it would be rather funny to see what he can come up with it, skit wise with Peanut or Walter, tho. =P


Tootles,
Ali