So You're On A Deserted Island...

[The Squirrel]

Ive been reading old threads on here going back far and forgot all about this one, and wanted to tell people how I felt.

oh,

okay.

 

[musclesforsupes]

thanks for your understanding

 

[jaguarr]

Muscles, I would choose you on a deserted island over all of those things. I could skin you and tan your hide to make some clothing for some warmth and protection from the elements. I could fashion your hair into fishing line (I'd use your toes as bait). Your bones would make excellent digging implements. Your meat and fat would be a source of nutrition, and I could also make candles and lamp oil out of your fat as well. Yes, you would be very useful on a deserted island.

jag

 

[musclesforsupes]

Jaguarr you remind me of Jet Jaguar a bit.

 

[Calvin]

Muscles, I would choose you on a deserted island over all of those things. I could skin you and tan your hide to make some clothing for some warmth and protection from the elements. I could fashion your hair into fishing line (I'd use your toes as bait). Your bones would make excellent digging implements. Your meat and fat would be a source of nutrition, and I could also make candles and lamp oil out of your fat as well. Yes, you would be very useful on a deserted island.

jag

His skull wouldn't take long to scoop out if you needed a bowl.

 

[jaguarr]

His skull wouldn't take long to scoop out if you needed a bowl.

True, but I'm afraid his brains wouldn't provide much nutritional value.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Eww..I just got an image of Muscles as that guy in Deliverance.

Squeal pig....

 

[Master Chief]

musclesforsupes and the cheeseburger.

Because with musclesforsupes' shape he must be very buoyant and I could use him as a makeshift raft to get back to civilization. I'll stick the cheeseburger on a stick in front of his face, just enough so he can't reach it, and that'll be like the motor.

 

[musclesforsupes]

ooo look what I found t:


talk about old school

 

[Mee]

I'd go with either a cheeseburger, or muscles. On the one hand, I don't like cheese on my burgers. On the other hand, I don't want to have to eat muscles...

 

[Carcharodon]

2005 really isn't that old-school.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

2005 really isn't that old-school.

It's old school, vintage muscles.
He said jaguarr reminds him of Jet Jaguar!
Can't you read?!
This is horse-and-BUGGY days, man.

 

[SWAT]

Oh lord! This is old.

My answer is the same.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Where were you on 11/4/05?

 

[Carcharodon]

It's old school, vintage muscles.
He said jaguarr reminds him of Jet Jaguar!
Can't you read?!
This is horse-and-BUGGY days, man.

I'll give YOU a horse-and-buggy!

Spoiler

 

[Mee]

*You're
*On
*A

This is so old school that Not Jake was still in the community.

 

[Immortalfire]

Muscles' lack of spelling know-how makes me sad.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll give YOU a horse-and-buggy!

Spoiler

I'll take them to the island.

 

[Carcharodon]

I'll take them to the island.

H4xX0rz

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I am intrigued by horse meat.
People use it to suggest "bad, bad, cheap, dirty food"
But it seems like it'd be fun to eat, like venison or ostrich.

 

[Carcharodon]

The French eat horse meat.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Just a cheeseburger.I could survive with that.

 

[Holly]

I am intrigued by horse meat.
People use it to suggest "bad, bad, cheap, dirty food"
But it seems like it'd be fun to eat, like venison or ostrich.

you disgust me today

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

you disgust me today

You disgusted me once but I can't remember why.

 

[DOG LIPS]

The title of this thread is bafflingly horrifying AND intriguing.