Some International Women's Day this is.

[M@ssEffect]

My eye for ass is unfaltering. Bring it on.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd hapily be on the judging panel!

Hell, no! You're a big part of the parade, girl!

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

Hell, no! You're a big part of the parade, girl!

jag

But I am something of an authority on women's asses! Can't I parade and judge!

 

[M@ssEffect]

You can be a judge all you want. I'm The Grand Man of Culo though. Call me, Presidente De Culo

 

[jaguarr]

You can be a judge all you want. I'm The Grand Man of Culo though. Call me, Presidente De Culo

Oh, we'll call you Culo, alright.

jag

 

[Lord Valumart]

wow. i had no idea so many guys thought a girls uterus sloughing off it's excess membrane was hot!!:heart:

to be honest i think everyone missed the joke in my post....

 

[jaguarr]

But I am something of an authority on women's asses! Can't I parade and judge!

Alright, but be forwarned; if you hang around the judges booth for too long you're liable to get spanked.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

Alright, but be forwarned; if you hang around the judges booth for too long you're liable to get spanked.

jag

Note to self: hang around. Lots.

 

[fangrl06]

It's International Woman's Day? What the hell? No one told me...Where are my flowers?

 

[Bastila]

It's International Woman's Day? What the hell? No one told me...Where are my flowers?

Me to lol, I didn't even know there was one? Why is there one? Who celebrates it? Never heard of it, but still flowers yeah lol.

 

[Lord Valumart]

you women like any holiday where you get flowers....

 

[heypapajinx]

International Woman's Ass Day

now that's a holidy i can really get BEHIND.
ehh?
EHHH!?!
get it!?!
*nudge nudge*

this is the closest you'll ever get to my face.

 

[Lord Valumart]

this is the closest you'll ever get to my face.

to be honest the amount of sexual undertones in that single part was enough for me to say well done to that arse

 

[heypapajinx]

to be honest the amount of sexual undertones in that single part was enough for me to say well done to that arse

gooood.
goooood.
*writes down in pick up line book*

 

[Lord Valumart]

gooood.
goooood.
*writes down in pick up line book*

it won't work like that...

in real life it'd be far more insulting than on a message board

 

[heypapajinx]

it won't work like that...

in real life it'd be far more insulting than on a message board

ummm, insulting to me?
because if someone told me my ass was hot and they didn't mind that it was the closest they ever got to my face i would be like "good, less time worrying about you messing up my hair".

 

[Lord Valumart]

ummm, insulting to me?
because if someone told me my ass was hot and they didn't mind that it was the closest they ever got to my face i would be like "good, less time worrying about you messing up my hair".

well....your arse being hot aside it would all depend on how it came off to the person you were saying it to...end it with a sexy wink and a lip lick and it's all good

 

[heypapajinx]

well....your arse being hot aside it would all depend on how it came off to the person you were saying it to...end it with a sexy wink and a lip lick and it's all good

hmmm... i never realized mens were so easily emotionally bruised.
and i don't lick my lips at men unless my cold sores are flaring up.t:

 

[Lord Valumart]

hmmm... i never realized mens were so easily emotionally bruised.
and i don't lick my lips at men unless my cold sores are flaring up.t:

we're not emotionally bruised...just don;t like to be knocked back

and a lip lick is like super sexy at times...try it

 

[psychocheeseman]

Most bogus international women's day ever!!!!

I sat around all day waiting for my international woman to arrive.... NOTHING!!!!!!!

what a rort.