South Dakota Man Arrested for Sex with Street Signs

[Symbiotic]

I want some fran points.

 

[Spade]

I want some fran points.

Someone needs to take the "let me show you my Pokemans" pic and replace Pokemans with fran points.

 

[Fran]

Once I started the Fran Points program, people started copying me.

 

[Kritish]

Once I started the Fran Points program, people started copying me.

Minus 500 Krit Kredits

 

[Kelly]

Disturbing...

 

[BatMatt]

This month's centerfold^

Ohhh baby.....

 

[Symbiotic]

^ 50 Symbiotic points.

 

[BatMatt]

sign on sign action:

tasteful orgy:

I like mine European:

 

[Symbiotic]

Bwahahaha.

 

[Kritish]

This month's centerfold^

Ohhh baby.....

No porn!

 

[Spade]

This thread is evil. I'm feeling the sudden urge to undoubtedly lacerate myself in an attempt to violate an inanimate object.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

My question: What is this "unnamed sex act" he was doing in his neighbor's yard?

My guess? He was f**king the mailbox.

 

[Kritish]

This thread is evil. I'm feeling the sudden urge to undoubtedly lacerate myself in an attempt to violate an inanimate object.

My toaster is sticky.

 

[Spade]

My question: What is this "unnamed sex act" he was doing in his neighbor's yard?

My guess? He was f**king the mailbox.

What? Can't a man stick a loaded package into a receptacle and miss...a few dozen times...in the process?

 

[Kelly]

Gives this a whole new meaning...

 

[Spade]

Dumb and Dumber will be much more painful the next time I remember this and have images of this man's escapade in mind while watching.

 

[Kritish]

Gives this a whole new meaning...

Ralphie likes to watch.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Why? They don't make street signs in braille

They do on restroom signs and...other crap which I can't think of

 

[Kritish]

Theu do on restroom signs and...other crap which I can't think of

Morg is deaf, not blind, get it straight dummy.

 

[fu manchu]

must have loved this one:

 

[Sam Fisher]

Morg is deaf, not blind, get it straight dummy.

I wasn't talking about Morg. Get some proper grammar dummy.

 

[Spade]

So "theu" is proper grammar?

 

[Sam Fisher]

What is "theu"?

 

[Spade]

What is "theu"?

Theu do on restroom signs and...other crap which I can't think of

"Theu" would be that.^

 

[Sam Fisher]

"Theu" would be that.^

Simple typing mistake. Nothing more. Thank you for pointing that out.