Stone Stuns Comedy Audience with Serial Killer Joke

[Gotendbz-2]

What did the psychopathic murderer say to the woman the streets?

 

[OverMyHead]

What?

 

[Electrix]

What?

Things do really go over your head dont they

 

[OverMyHead]

...

I was asking him, what? What DID the murderer say, get it? Shame on you.

 

[Electrix]

...

I was asking him, what? What DID the murderer say, get it? Shame on you.

Oh...

Haha Sorry

 

[Gotendbz-2]

What?

"Hooking really is murder isn't it?"

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

anyone fancy a game of rugby against ipswitch there short a few hookers


i'm sorry

 

[Electrix]

anyone fancy a game of rugby against ipswitch there short a few hookers


i'm sorry

Haha! That one made me LOL

 

[Lord Valumart]

i think this thread has lost it's direction....

lets make more jokes!!!

 

[Mr. Thing]

that was told to me by a teacher and i was the only one who laughed t:

Is it not "Mr Kipling puts 4 tarts in a box."?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Is it not "Mr Kipling puts 4 tarts in a box."?

both acheive the same thing....so does it really matter?

 

[Kyalesyin]

oh come on....

it's funny. plus he's not my teacher....i work in the school...so i get told these things. but the PE teachers come up with some awful ones....the sciences ones aren't that bad...(he was from chemistry))

My chem teacher makes the best jokes. Normally at the expense of the failing students

 

[Lord Valumart]

My chem teacher makes the best jokes. Normally at the expense of the failing students

i had a geography teacher like that....i would be infits of laughter and everyone would be looking at me weird

 

[Mr. Thing]

both acheive the same thing....so does it really matter?

4 tarts in a box sounds better, cause there's 5 dead.

I'm so going to hell.

 

[Lord Valumart]

4 tarts in a box sounds better, cause there's 5 dead.

I'm so going to hell.

oh yeh...one of them wasn;t a hooker....

ah well...

 

[Kyalesyin]

i had a geography teacher like that....i would be infits of laughter and everyone would be looking at me weird

Since I'm not failing, the only joke he ever made at my expense was when I got a pressure calculation wrong and detonated myself. Even then, I found it funny.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

its ok to joke about, but whats really scary is there are people who actually support this killer and think he's doing the right thing

 

[SoulManX]

its ok to joke about, but whats really scary is there are people who actually support this killer and think he's doing the right thing

Really?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Since I'm not failing, the only joke he ever made at my expense was when I got a pressure calculation wrong and detonated myself. Even then, I found it funny.

some jokes are just to funny not to laugh at. even ones about horrible thingst:

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Really?

yeah, there been a few on the news and the radio, saying they asked for it, with there jobs and lifestyle

sick basterds

 

[SoulManX]

yeah, there been a few on the news and the radio, saying they asked for it, with there jobs and lifestyle

sick basterds

So Hookers get no respect...

 

[Mike_D202]

In other news: Oliver Stone ended up missing after seeing a barber in the U.K. Investigators are linking the kidnapping after finding a human finger in a meat pasty in the barber's wife's meat pasty shop.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Murderer jokes are very common. Here's some examples.

Jeffery Dahmer:

Did you know the Milwaukee cannibal was let out on bail today? I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Know why Jeffrey Dahmer didn't eat clowns?
They taste funny.

O J Simpson:

O.J. Simpson CANNOT be guilty for the murders he was charged with, since the two victims were stabbed to death. After all, everyone knows that
Buffalo Bills ALWAYS choke!

Did you hear about the new drink called "The Simpson"?
OJ, a couple of slices, and a chaser

Ted Bundy:

Reporter: "Mr Bundy, do you have any last wishes?"
Bundy: "Yes. I wish I were going to Disneyland!"

Jack the Ripper:

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

And should we even go into Michael Jackson jokes?

The real problem in this story is not that no one should joke about the ripper, but that Oliver Stone just isn't that funny