Store goes topless for Black Friday

[Honey Vibe]

I believe it has something to do with the lady parts.

Ah.

 

[terry78]

How come the people that have no business being naked are the ones always naked?

 

[The Guard]

So is there going to be like, an age limit for enterting this store?

 

[Obi-Ron]

She'll attract a lot of losers and psychos, but not a lot of families and normal people who might actually wanna buy something.

Losers and psychos have people to buy presents for, too!!

 

[Hotwire]

Reminds me of Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo.

 

[Morg]

So is there going to be like, an age limit for enterting this store?

Probably, 18 over I would imagine

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Boobs. Big deal. You can see them anywhere. She's gonna have to do better than that if she really does wanna boost sales.

That's what the exotic fish room is for...

 

[AndThePickles]

Most of the people that I see working at pet stores are NOT people I'd want to see nude in any form.

 

[bullets]

My girlfriend usually buys the pet food and if anything this would drive her away. I'm perverted as the next guy but this would just be awkward and then you run the risk of the media showing up and interviewing you.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Most of the people that I see working at pet stores are NOT people I'd want to see nude in any form.

Kind of like going to the strip club during lunch time. When I was selling cars, we'd go there for the $5 t-bone lunch special, and wow, different dancers during the daytime.

 

[terry78]

If she has those nipples that cover the whole boob, count me out.

 

[katie_girl09]

Do you mean areolae?

Sorry. Small pet peeve of mine.

 

[terry78]

I know the anatomically correct term, but my comment wouldn't have been as funny.

 

[AndThePickles]

That comment was funny?

 

[terry78]

To a certain demographic, yes.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I like a good areolae.

 

[AndThePickles]

To a certain demographic, yes.

You must mean the demographic that's never touched a boob

 

[AndThePickles]

I like a good areolae.

In that case, it would be areola, singular

 

[CrashNburn]

Guys who have touched and guys who havent will still talk about it and joke about it. Some things dont change, we're guys! lol

 

[Wolfwood]

You must mean the demographic that's never touched a boob

Yes, because when you're a guy and you have sex, you automatically become mature and respectful of women.

 

[PyroChamber]

How come the people that have no business being naked are the ones always naked?

Because the ones that should be naked have too much pride, either that or they're prudes.

 

[AndThePickles]

Yes, because when you're a guy and you have sex, you automatically become mature and respectful of women.

I have to pick on terry, he knows this.

 

[AndThePickles]

Guys who have touched and guys who havent will still talk about it and joke about it. Some things dont change, we're guys! lol

Man, I need a sarasm font.

 

[katie_girl09]

I have to pick on terry, he knows this.

Who doesn't pick on terry? He makes it so easy just being himself.

 

[AndThePickles]

Who doesn't pick on terry? He makes it so easy just being himself.

Indeed! All the men are up in arms, though! t: