Student submits kiddie p0rn by mistake = pwned!

[NewYorkSpider]

Dumbass doesn't know how to use a sharpie.

If I'm burning porn onto a CD, I sure as **** make sure I have a sharpie so I can label it if I'm making CDs for work

who the hell burns their porn to disc?

Addendum does.

 

[Kritish]

who the hell burns their porn to disc?

I've done that.

 

[Addendum]

lol no

I burn CDs of music and pirated software. I make sure to have sharpies so I don't send my boss the copy of Ministry's Rio Grande Blood I made while finishing up my project for work.

 

[Kritish]

lol no

I burn CDs of music and pirated software. I make sure to have sharpies so I don't send my boss the copy of Ministry's Rio Grande Blood I made while finishing up my project for work.

What kind of software do you pirate?

 

[Addendum]

The last one was

Spoiler

Vista

 

[imdaly]

Psh. Who burns porn CDs anymore?


Flash drives

 

[SLVRSR4]

I was in a similiar situation like this guy. I had made some erotic texts on a floppy back as a young chap. I didn't have my name stated anywhere on the disc or in the story but she did talk to the class about it. I bet she felt a lot sexier after it how the mind wanders with a 24 year old teacher in english classt:





love the ooze!

 

[AndThePickles]

Wow, that student's e-mail to his professor is so dumb.

 

[Crooklyn]

I was in a similiar situation like this guy. I had made some erotic texts on a floppy back as a young chap. I didn't have my name stated anywhere on the disc or in the story but she did talk to the class about it. I bet she felt a lot sexier after it how the mind wanders with a 24 year old teacher in english classt:





love the ooze!

Were the stories about her?

 

[ang_hulk]

him not marking the disc was his downfall,he coulda marked it "young bloods issues 7-14" or atleast put it somwhere better hidden then with the rest of his discs.Him knowing how old they were will be his downfall,now he cant have his lawyer demanding proof of the 14 year looking ages and he may be involved in a ring.O well,Im sure the professor put it to good use before turning it over.

 

[SLVRSR4]

Were the stories about her?

It was a nice story about a kid who didn't talk much and so she asked him to stay after class and ask why he wouldn't open up. They talk sex and so on. Basically it was her, the kid, and for some reason a voyeur janitor was involved.t: I'm pretty sure she knew it was me, the writing was great, nice use of words but the grammar was so off! Then she did ask me to stay after class and talked for a while. the way she was talking and the hand on the shoulder really helped with later writing now that i had some perspective for my characters I'm actually writing a story about the hype and only people on the hype survive some epidemic.

 

[WorthyStevens]

who the hell burns their porn to disc?

The real question is, who the hell doesn't?

 

[Kritish]

The real question is, who the hell doesn't?

I'm not into that filth!

I didn't download drunkin' hussies part ten last night!

 

[WorthyStevens]

I'm not into that filth!

I didn't download drunkin' hussies part ten last night!

Your lies grow! Your nose is growing too!

 

[The Avatar]

pwnography.

 

[Iceman]

I'm not into that filth!

I didn't download drunkin' hussies part ten last night!

I'll send you a copy then.

 

[The Avatar]

$500 bail

 

[Kritish]

I'll send you a copy then.

I forgot to mention that it was due to be downloading Lesbian Midgets part five.

 

[Fried Gold]

LOL The authorities would have you believe that if you so much as go anywhere near a child porn site, some dude from the FBI will be knocking on your door within seconds, yet this kid has obviously been downloading a fair bit (enough to warrant a CD), and would've gotten away with it if it were not for those pesky adults.

Makes you wonder, really.

 

[Joker]

I forgot to mention that it was due to be downloading Lesbian Midgets part five.

I love that one...it nicely ties up all the loose ends left in Lebian Midgets Part 4

 

[Kritish]

I love that one...it nicely ties up all the loose ends left in Lebian Midgets Part 4

I cliff hanger at the end is bad though.

 

[Joker]

LOL The authorities would have you believe that if you so much as go anywhere near a child porn site, some dude from the FBI will be knocking on your door within seconds, yet this kid has obviously been downloading a fair bit (enough to warrant a CD), and would've gotten away with it if it were not for those pesky adults.

Makes you wonder, really.

Fried Gold has lost his fear of the FBI from this story, and will now become the king of child pornography

 

[Fried Gold]

 

[ScottyBBadd]

"oh snap" ? He deserves to get caught for that alone.

If he ctypoould be charged with felony stupidity.

 

[ComicChick]

what an idiot

he's 18 and getting caught with child porn...

a serial killer in the making lol