Imposter student at Stanford

[PhotoJones]

I've never squatted anywhere.

I feel left out.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Its not all that fun. I mean, when what you're actually doing is living in your girlfriend's room [which was literally, room for a bed and eight inches down one side so she could move] you can survive quite nicely, but otherwise?

Its a pain in the ass.

 

[PhotoJones]

Its not all that fun. I mean, when what you're actually doing is living in your girlfriend's room [which was literally, room for a bed and eight inches down one side so she could move] you can survive quite nicely, but otherwise?

Its a pain in the ass.

Oh, I know. I was just kidding. I had to stay in a dorm for a couple days while my apartment was finishing being on fire once.

 

[Movies205]

It's not that big a deal... It's pretty hard to lock down a residence hall... Hell this year at my residence hall, apparently one morning around 6'O Clock a girl woke up to go take a shower, she enters her bathroom to find a homeless man watching his undies in the sink, she screams, he goes back to watching his undies! True Story!

 

[jaguarr]

“Personally, I don’t feel safe now that Stanford allowed this to happen and that they’re not doing anything to ensure the safety of their students,” said Amy Zhou ‘08, Kim’s roommate in Okada. “I think something’s definitely wrong with the system if this could happen.”

jag

 

[Movies205]

jag

Jag -------> Owl ------> Tiger ------> Dew K. Mosi
| -------------------------/\
Noobs__________________|
|______________________|
__________________Squirrel (Not The Squirrel, just Squirrel)

 

[jaguarr]

And here's Stanford's 2nd imposter

Maybe they should rename it The Stanford School For The Homeless.

jag

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

the sad part is she probably put more effort into being there than a lot of people that are actually registered at the school.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag -------> Owl ------> Tiger ------> Dew K. Mosi
| -------------------------/\
Noobs__________________|
|______________________|
__________________Squirrel

The Squirrel is going to be pissed at you when he sees your flowchart.

jag

 

[Movies205]

The Squirrel is going to be pissed at you when he sees your flowchart.

jag

Tsk... It's obviously not THE Squirrel... Lamer... but the tiger obviously schools your ass along with the owl

 

[jaguarr]

Tsk... It's obviously not THE Squirrel... Lamer... but the tiger obviously schools your ass along with the owl

In Bizarro World, maybe.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Man 4: Hey, they're trying to learn for free!
Guide: [sees them] Get 'em!
Man 3: Use your phony guns as clubs!
Skinner: Run, children!

 

[jaguarr]

Man 4: Hey, they're trying to learn for free!
Guide: [sees them] Get 'em!
Man 3: Use your phony guns as clubs!
Skinner: Run, children!

When I went to college, the campus security guys were lame-asses who weren't allowed to carry guns and nobody listened to them. Ever. The worst they could do was ticket your car and even then nobody cared.

jag

 

[Movies205]

In Bizarro World, maybe.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

the sad part is she probably put more effort into being there than a lot of people that are actually registered at the school.

Thats a scarily valid point...

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

I've never squatted anywhere.

I feel left out.

I heard you squat when you pee

 

[PhotoJones]

I heard you squat when you pee

Only when I'm squatting over someone.

 

[Abaddon]

She went to my high school, my graduating class... I swear...

I never really knew her, she wasn't a trouble maker, she was just another asian girl... and then this happens, and there's news people at my old high school, and a reporter came into my work looking for me, on whether i knew her... haha, cool stuff...

how are you sure she went to your high school?

 

[Duende Verde]

jag

Hey, security at school is really important.
What if the imposter student was actually a real student in disguise waiting to go on a killing spree?

 

[jaguarr]

Hey, security at school is really important.
What if the imposter student was actually a real student in disguise waiting to go on a killing spree?

Then they'd be smart because then they'd have a student ID access card that would gain them entry to the dorms so they could make with teh stabbing and shooting. But they'd have obtained it using a false identity, of course, because they wouldn't be stupid. Plus they'd have a purpose for being there other than just pretending to go to school to keep their parents off their back.

jag

 

[moraldeficiency]

Hey, security at school is really important.
What if the imposter student was actually a real student in disguise waiting to go on a killing spree?

That's damn funny.

 

[Duende Verde]

Then they'd be smart because then they'd have a student ID access card that would gain them entry to the dorms so they could make with teh stabbing and shooting. But they'd have obtained it using a false identity, of course, because they wouldn't be stupid. Plus they'd have a purpose for being there other than just pretending to go to school to keep their parents off their back.

jag

And after the killings they would keep their parents off their back... FOR GOOD!

 

[jaguarr]

And after the killings they would keep their parents off their back... FOR GOOD!

Except for that one hour during visitor's day and then Mom & Dad are gonna be down for the hardcore piggybacking.

jag

 

[batnkevlar]

how are you sure she went to your high school?

Uh, cuz i know who she is, and reporters were running around my old school, Troy HS, looking for info... like i said, some reporter came to my work when i wasn't working asking for me, to see whether i had info...

but i never really knew the girl... she wasn't cute or anything... not really interesting to say the least...

 

[Abaddon]

You didn't get it.