Study says alcohol damages women's brains faster than men's

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070423/hl_nm/alcohol_brains_dc

But it sure gets them in your pants faster. Giggity.

On a serious note though, I do fancy myself a non-drinker, but am alawys open to supplying the female set with liquor, as I got a pretty sordid drunk dial from a female friend Saturday night...quite the randy event.

 

[hippie_hunter]

[Borat]Not surprising, considering that women's brains are the size of squirell[/Borat]

 

[Honey Vibe]

Praying to junk science sucks.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I drink all the time and my drain is not bamaged

 

[hippy fascist]

got a hell of a beard though

 

[Kaboom]

dont upset the dew...



















...she controls the penguins.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I drink all the time and my drain is not bamaged

Sure

 

[hippie_hunter]

Please don't hurt me

 

[Warhammer]

*Turns into smart mode*

Well, men are more tolerant to alcohol than women are. Men have more blood in their body to dilute the alcohol, and also naturally have less body fat than women do. This would be logical.

 

[hippy fascist]

Asians also get pissed at a much faster rate, was that taken into account?

There is actually some genetic reason for this but I can't remember what it is

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Wow...... so I guess getting women drunk and taking advantage of them is bad now?





joke

 

[Fran]

I drink all the time and my drain is not bamaged

Sure

Please don't hurt me

t:

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What are we talking about again?

 

[Kritish]

That explains Paris Hilton…

 

[Mee]

Take that, women!

 

[Abaddon]

Holly!

 

[Fran]

It also explains Britney Spears.
And Nicole Richie.
And Lindsay Lohan.

 

[AssMan]

Britney Spears
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton

It all makes sense now

 

[ScottyBBadd]

That explains Paris Hilton…

It sure does.

 

[FRUITY]

Take that, women!

Yes. But know this. Once you place that ring on her finger, that brain damaged woman will be taking over your life.

We win. :heart: :meow:

♥