Study says bacon can lower sperm count

[terry78]

http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2013/10/15/study-bacon-lowers-sperm-count/


Lowering risk of pregnancy? Bacon, what can't you do?

 

[MrMaooz]

I hear sleeping in your underwear can too. No lie.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Totally worth it

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Next I suppose you're gonn tell me that bacon can cure Cancer too?

 

[Pink Ranger]

I hear sleeping in your underwear can too. No lie.

I sleep in bacon underwear. No wonder I can't get it going most nights.

 

[Harls]

Everything lowers sperm count and gives your cancer, don't you know by now?

 

[MrMaooz]

Go to Webmd. Everything kills you there.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh, bacon.... the only thing I'd ever want to get pregnant is you.

 

[Godzilla2000]

From a biological standpoint that's very bad in terms of species survival!

 

[Senator Pleasury]

No children, much more money for bacon.

 

[Donut]

This is awesome

 

[E-Man]

********, Mr. Han man!

 

[Nathan]

Good. Nature needs to start regulating the vermin growth on this planet.

 

[NickNitro]

Its still delicious

 

[Project862006]

Oh, bacon.... the only thing I'd ever want to get pregnant is you.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Wow! Kevin can do anything and everything!

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So the stoners that are always getting Baconaters at Wendy's are going to have some tough life choices to make when their wives start wanting to build a family

 

[Manic]

More bacon for us Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples And Teens And Gays Against Parasitic Parents.

 

[Ultimatehero]

I'm surprised if I'm not the only one who thought of this:

 

[terry78]

Good. Nature needs to start regulating the vermin growth on this planet.

What are you, some kinda supervillain?

 

[Ant-manic]

So the stoners that are always getting Baconaters at Wendy's are going to have some tough life choices to make when their wives start wanting to build a family

the woman knew that she was purchasing a stoner. caveat embaconsomething.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Probably all those salty preservatives. I bet Sausage, Bologna, and other cured, smoked, deli meats are in this category too.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Pass the sweet, sweet sperm killing bacon please.

 

[DarkSentinel]

So the stoners that are always getting Baconaters at Wendy's are going to have some tough life choices to make when their wives start wanting to build a family

Hey, Baconators are delicious!!

 

[Pink Ranger]

There's something you are all overlooking here:

Bacon Condoms.

Talk about effective!