Can you handle The Big, Fat, Ugly?

[Specter313]

Close your eyes and think "big fat ugly". What comes to mind? Ex-girlfriends? Same here. But from now on I'm thinking sandwich. Introducing the Big Fat Ugly from Fat Sandwich Company, Champaign, Illinois. It will kill you.

Big Fat Ugly (with mayo and ketchup) $25.00
2 Rolls, 4 Cheeseburgers, Double Cheesesteak, Chicken Cheesesteak, Gyro Meat, Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Sausage, Mozzarella Sticks, Chicken Fingers, Chicken Nuggets, Mac N Cheese Bites, Fried Mushrooms, Jalapeño Poppers, Pizza Bites, Onion Rings, Hash Browns, American Cheese, Mayo, Ketchup and French Fries.
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My God that sounds delicious. A sandwich almost as big as a football? Count me in. Plus if you can pound one in under 15 minutes you eat for free! Sure you'll blow the back of your pants out and burn a hole in your car seat on the way home, but you ate for free. Now roll down my window or I'll kill you.

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Fat Sandwich Company
via
The Fat Sandwich [foodbeast]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/10/deathly_delicious_the_big_fat.php



I think my heart would just explode in my chest attempting this.
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[Mario_Galaxy]

I just found my father's next challenge. He lives for disgusting **** like this haha

 

[Morg]

I bet Adam from Man vs food could eat it

 

[MadVillainy]

Too. Awesome. Heart. Stopping just thinking about it

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I love food. Unhealthy, disgusting food. But I can't even pretend that I'd eat that, let alone want to try it.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Wow! That's Disgusting!!

 

[Marx]

This whole 'resturants trying to outdo each other with the most unhealthy, disgusting, oversized food imaginable' thing needs to stop.

 

[Manic]

When I read those ingredients, I thought that was a platter meant for a group of people. When I read the next paragraph and realized that was all a single sandwich, my mind was blown.

I wouldn't eat it, though. I'd rather just have some of its ingredients separately.

 

[The Squirrel]

 

[Charlie Boy]

I think I could stomach a few bites... But only if I could get it sans mayo... Anyone mind telling me what gyro meat is?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

It's usually either pork, chicken, or veal meat. I've seen goat and lamb meat be used too though.

 

[Drizzle]

I don't even want to smell that thing, let alone eat it.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

My monitor just had a heart attack.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Yeah, I can handle it, got me an all new improved stomach that is just getting better day by day, keep em coming.

 

[Hound55]

I reckon I could knock one of them back, it'd take me longer than 15 minutes and I'd probably have to use a knife and fork (how the hell are you supposed to bite into a sandwich that is bigger than your face..?) but I reckon I could eat that...

 

[Warhammer]

Those pizza bites kills this thing. Those are nasty.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Weird. Among all those ingredients, the ones that turned me off were the ketchup and mayo.

 

[knowsbleed]

A burst of flavor in every bite. *salivates*

 

[Gamma Burst]

I'm good, but i can't handle this...

 

[katie_girl09]

Ugh! And I just got over food poisoning.

 

[knowsbleed]

I want...

 

[Lantern Venom]

I could down one of these in a day's time. 15 minutes? Not even if I had spent the previous 3 hours at the gym working with the big boys rack.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What the? The sandwich looks like a

Spoiler

Chopped arm

 

[PyroChamber]

Almost looks like something a stoner puts together when he's bored.

And in that video, I'd take the sandwich without the fried stuff and have the fries on the side. And I don't mind a little mayo but that's too much.

 

[Lantern Venom]

almost looks like something a stoner puts together when he's bored.

and in that video, i'd take the sandwich without the fried stuff and have the fries on the side. And i don't mind a little mayo but that's too much.

lol!!