Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 3

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

A Texas man carrying a sword sheathed to his waist unsuccessfully tried to liberate six tacos and some gas before he was arrested last week.

Twenty-eight-year-old Adam Kramer ordered six tacos at a San Antonio restaurant called Alondras De Jalisco, but when a waitress tried to present him with a bill, he apparently advised her that the tacos would be free.

According to the arrest warrant, Kramer pulled out his six-inch sword and yelled that if he didn't get free tacos, someone would die.

Kramer never got his tacos, though, and thankfully nobody appears to have died — according to arrest reports Kramer's phone rang in the middle of his rant and he left the restaurant. The waitress locked the doors, and Kramer eventually drove off to a gas station.

At the gas station, Kramer again tried to use his sword to fill up his car for free. When that didn't work, he apparently just gave up and paid for $20 worth of gas.

Kramer was eventually arrested the next day on a separate aggravated assault charge, but authorities quickly linked him to the attempted taco and gas thefts.

He is being held on a $50,000 bail — or approximately 25,000 tacos.

http://www.chron.com/news/local/article/Tacos-or-death-sword-wielding-robber-demands-5049508.php

Whats that old famous saying; Give me tacos or give me death? That sounds about right

 

[Warhammer]

Zorro returns.

 

[KevanG]

Didn't he get gas from his tacos?

 

[Tropico]

Now I'm hungry. And curious if a 6 inch blade can be called a sword.

 

[jonathancrane]

Today has been a stressful day, and this article supplied what I needed: a good laugh. Thanks for posting.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

"... Kramer pulled out his six-inch sword..."

Awwwww yeaaaaaaaah!

70s porno music

 

[KevanG]

"Baby, that ain't no sword. That's a butter knife"

 

[Fallen Angel]

if the cops didn't F him up the tacos definitely would.

 

[Thundercrack85]

So much for everything being bigger in Texas.

 

[Hal_Jordan]

Not a sword. A knife.

 

[Breogan]

The Poke of Zorro.

 

[Ant-manic]

yet, he lives. and an unarmed girl looking for help gets her brains blown out. strange world.

 

[KevanG]

It's only tacos and gas manic. Jeez, it's not like he was looking for help or anything.

 

[Tanin]

Bah Zorro is a California thing....

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Wait.. Didn't this happen in an issue of Deadpool?

 

[Breogan]

Bah Zorro is a California thing....

Looks at map of America during Zorro times...

He had adventures throughout the region

 

[Tanin]

Still not Texas

 

[Teelie]

This story must be fake. Here's why.

They called a six inch knife (I have kitchen knives longer than that) a sword.
It happened in Texas. No guns were involved and no Texan is ever unarmed. The waitress should have shot him.
He wasn't shot by the police.
Texas hasn't already executed him.
Most damning of all, he took a phone call and politely left the area so as not to disturb his would-be victims.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What part of Texas is as you described Teelie?

Spoiler

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

After The Afro Samurai, The Taco Samurai !

 

[Teelie]

What part of Texas is as you described Teelie?

Spoiler

The entire state, if the media is to be believed. And my experience with some Texans lends some credence to the theory they're all armed.

 

[Breogan]

After The Afro Samurai, The Taco Samurai !

Might even give the Kung Fu Bandito a run for his money -
[YT]YfSFamiP3mA[/YT]

 

[Piper Maru]

There needs to be a movie based on this asap.

 

[chamber-music]

The Taco Bandit

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Now I'm hungry. And curious if a 6 inch blade can be called a sword.

I was thinking the same thing.