Superhero Skype! II

[E-Man]

Shut up.

Don't you tell me to shut up! You shut up, punk! I'll choke you boy!
*throws chair*

 

[WillardNation]

Vodka is actually the only alcoholic drink I haven't tried yet. Perhaps I may try it, but I damn sure ain't paying for that ****.

Ketel 1 and soda with 2 limes. My drink of choice. Sooooo delicious.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm getting wasted and Skyping with people I've never met tonight! Woo, my life is a steaming pile of ****!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Don't be so depressing.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm happy about how utterly awful it is. I can't wait to drown my pain in a flood of rum and whatever else I have lying around and do it all over again tomorrow night! Alcoholism, here I come!

 

[Manic]

Heed my warning, my fellow Skypers. I'm a 26 year old who looks 62. Drinking and Skyping ruin my life and my good passably un-hideous looks!

Sleeping on my face near a vat of chemicals doesn't help, either.

 

[E-Man]

Both of y'all's problems would be solved by a good, wholesome sammich.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"Dr. E-Man, you're my hero!" say the white young boy.
"Take heed, honkey!" - E-Man replies.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Both of y'all's problems would be solved by a good, wholesome sammich.

ALL problems in life could be solved with a sammich.

 

[Kane52630]

ALL problems in life could be solved with a sammich.

And pancake mix.

Btw I won't be returning to SHSkype ever, I just uninstalled it and I'm moving on to newer and better things, like reading a book!

 

[SymbioticToxin]

and pancake mix.

Btw i won't be returning to shskype ever, i just uninstalled it and i'm moving on to newer and better things, like reading a book!

traitor!!!

 

[Manic]

And pancake mix.

Btw I won't be returning to SHSkype ever, I just uninstalled it and I'm moving on to newer and better things, like reading a book!

But I do both. I even did them at the same time that one night when my old monitor died mid-call.

 

[incorrectuser]

And pancake mix.

Would pancake mix work if you vodka in it?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Wow, I don't think even I can get drunk enough to enjoy this session. It's been, like, ten minutes of straight (save for Billy) silence.

 

[BizarroAids]

I was away, poopin. But that's a whole different story.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

That's a story we don't want to know. (Or at least I don'.)

 

[SuperFerret]

Spider-Man: Surprisingly absorbent.

 

[BizarroAids]

The Amazing Spider-Man: Double Ply!

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Biz "This is what I think of you, Spider-man! *Wipes ass*"

 

[Hound55]

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Sphincter-Man

 

[ComicChick]

i'm sorry i haven't been on much guys

 

[SuperFerret]

You're not missing much.

 

[JP]

Cause I left? Sorry. I'm the entire party.

 

[JP]

 

[Gotham Knight]

Why did I come into this thread?