Superman and Batman busted for drunk driving!

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Superheroes unmasked as drink drivers
KEVAN CHRISTIE

POLICE who pulled over a suspected drink driver found he was dressed as Batman and had a drunken Superman sitting beside him.

Batman, a provisional driving licence-holder, was found to be over the drink-drive limit. Superman, who held a full driving licence, was also breath-tested and found to be the same. Both men have now been charged.

The pair were among 15 people who were arrested in Fife as part of a clampdown on drink driving.

Fife Police said the pair of superheroes were stopped near Anstruther in the early hours of Sunday morning.

The two men, both in their early 20s, were on their way home from a fancy-dress party when they were ordered to pull over.

A source at Fife Police said: "This is a real fall from grace for two superheroes. I am sure drink driving is not allowed in Gotham City, and it is certainly not to allowed in Fife.

"They were the worse for wear having been at a fancy dress party. But there was nothing comical about driving home after having a drink."

The officers made the arrest in the second week of Fife Police's Summer Safety Campaign.

An official spokesman for Fife Police said: "We've all had a bit of laugh about Superman and Batman getting stopped.

"But there is a serious side to all of this. The driver of the car appears only to have had a provisional driving licence and has been charged with drink driving.

"The fully licensed driver who was beside him has been charged in connection with being over the drink limit while in charge of the vehicle."

Men accounted for 13 of the 15 people caught drink driving in the second week of the Fife campaign.

A further 165 people were detected speeding in residential areas and 132 were caught speeding in a non-built-up area.

Fife Police said that despite a strong message being sent about using seatbelts, 87 adults were detected not using them, 74 of them were drivers.

There were four incidents where officers found children in the back of the car not wearing a seatbelt.

Chief Inspector Joe Swanston, head of Road Policing, said: "We are appealing to the public to help us crack down on drink drivers.

"We need people to tell us if someone who has just got behind a wheel after drinking or information on people that regularly drink and drive."

World's Finest, Indeed. ;)
 
POLICE who pulled over a suspected drink driver found he was dressed as Batman and had a drunken Superman sitting beside him.

:dry:
 
Who was it that was going around robbing banks a while back. Spidey? Or was that Bats as well...
 
DOG LIPS said:
POLICE who pulled over a suspected drink driver found he was dressed as Batman and had a drunken Superman sitting beside him.

:dry:


scottland has a weird way of wording things different then us americans :p
 
See? And they still get movies. Green Lantern isn't breaking the law, WB, yet you give him nothing because he's not "good enough". Why you gotta break balls? :down
 
Oh great. What next, Wonder Woman and Supergirl getting busted in a prostitution sting? :(
 
Or Aquaman and Flash getting caught performing "lewd acts" ala Pee Wee Herman....
 
More like Nightwing and Hawkman. Aquaman does his business underwater and Flash would be done and gone in the blink of an eye.

Hmm...that can't be satisfying for Flash at all. :o :dry:
 
For him it'd be seem at normal speed, for his woman it'd be very disapointing.
 
Just goes to show what bad examples they are.
 
Little known fact, Gotham actually has no drunk driving law. That's why Commisioner Gordon is still allowed to drive. There's also no law against public urination.
 
The Joker said:
Little known fact, Gotham actually has no drunk driving law. That's why Commisioner Gordon is still allowed to drive. There's also no law against public urination.

And also glad someone else knows these facts :)
 
Mister J said:
Oh great. What next, Wonder Woman and Supergirl getting busted in a prostitution sting? :(

I'd pay for the pleasure.

WEll i wouldnt, my girlfriend would castrate me.....
 
Glittering jewels of idiocy shouldn't be allowed to dress as comic book icons. :mad:
 
*wonders which one had the drunk anit-semetic rant after being pulled over*
 
Has anyone noticed more & more superheroes are getting caught in a crime they didn't commit?:p:hyper:
 
$5 says Kal-EL called the fat male police officer "sugar-****"

Beer Goggles>>>>That green ****
 
Super_Ludacris said:
$5 says Kal-EL called the fat male police officer "sugar-****"

Beer Goggles>>>>That green ****

superdrunk.jpg


Wrong. . . I called her deep dish *****. . . .
 
Did they have a guy dressed as Robin tied up in the back?
 
Aiden i think what he measn is that theyve bastardised our language to the point where they think its theirs......ENGLISH not AMERICAN
 
RogueLDN said:
Aiden i think what he measn is that theyve bastardised our language to the point where they think its theirs......ENGLISH not AMERICAN
:up:
 
RogueLDN said:
I'd pay for the pleasure.

WEll i wouldnt, my girlfriend would castrate me.....


Don't have a gf at this time so I can hit on both Supergirl and WW :D
 

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