Survey says women with tiny dogs are a massive red flag for potential lovers

[SLVRSR4]

not trying to be mean, or sound like a homophobe... but, are you gay?

surprisingly no

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I like the more medium sized or maybe a little smaller, like Boston Terrier or Jack Russell size, as long as it's bigger than a football. Any girl that had one of those tiny dogs she kept in a purse, yeah, no way am I interested in her.

 

[terry78]

Yeah, I saw this one girl earlier walking down Michigan Ave. in the sports bra and matching tight ass workout shorts with a full grown Akita on a leash. She was in pretty decent shape, and I can imagine why...that ****er was dragging her, but she would be like, "stop at the corner", and he'd do what she said. Impressive.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Akita? Are they those samurai dogs?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Yeah, the smaller little dogs are bigger *******s too.

We have a few pitbulls.

 

[terry78]

Yeah, they're about the same size as a husky.

 

[BillyZaned]

she's prolly got it trained... like that religious girl....

Mount boy.... MOUNT!!!

 

[NotAHenchwench]

One of the things on my bucket list is to move to Alaska and breed Huskies.

I'm generally more of a reptile/bird person, but larger dogs are awesome too.

 

[BillyZaned]

One of the things on my bucket list is to move to Alaska and breed Huskies.

I'm generally more of a reptile/bird person, but larger dogs are awesome too.

ya like'm big, huh?

 

[NotAHenchwench]

ya like'm big, huh?

That's what I said

 

[DarkReflections]

yeah.... it was a serious WTF moment for the whole high school....

she was cute... but her parents were super religous and didn't allow her to have any social life, and obviously, dating life with anyone..... I guess she was pulled out of all gym classes by her parents, and she dressed very old school.... long skirts, thick weaters, etc......

well, her parents walked in on her, with the family yellow lab mounted on her....

yeah, the beans spilled because her brother went to the school too.... he told alot of people, went around... even her picture was taken out of the year book...

and this is one of the many examples/reasons why religion is ******** folks. there is just to much repressiveness that these parents put their kids through which is why situations like this are happening. and yeah girls with little dogs just seem too stuckup.

 

[BillyZaned]

oh, she was on her knees.... she just wasn't praying

 

[DarkReflections]

subtle.

 

[The Squirrel]

Ghostwriter was better then Wishbone

They were both awesome.

 

[terry78]

The dog doesn't have to be massive they said, but none of those little toy type breeds. Anything from like a beagle to a great dane is what they said classifies.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

and this is one of the many examples/reasons why religion is ******** folks. there is just to much repressiveness that these parents put their kids through which is why situations like this are happening. and yeah girls with little dogs just seem too stuckup.

Not every religion is liek that though. Not every parent does that.

 

[SuperFerret]

By the way, the "dogs" we're all talking about are those small canine breeds that are "companion dogs". Other small dogs, like most terriers and the small hounds, actually have uses, and are awesome.

 

[katie_girl09]

I don't really like small dogs, although having them is more convenient. I have a Great Dane.

 

[SuperFerret]

Danes are awesome dogs, and the fact that they have such short lifespans proves that the good do die young.

 

[katie_girl09]

I don't like to think about that.

 

[TinkTonks]

My neighbors have a whole herd of chihuahuas. They just run around their yard - yapping. All the time. Day or night.....

I used to have a dalmatian. She died a few years ago. We have nothing but cats now, but I totally want to get a pug! t:

 

[NotAHenchwench]

My neighbors have a whole herd of chihuahuas. They just run around their yard - yapping. All the time. Day or night.....

I used to have a dalmatian. She died a few years ago. We have nothing but cats now, but I totally want to get a pug! t:

I'd invest in some grenades. Or a shotgun.

 

[SuperFerret]

I don't like to think about that.

This story always made me smile, and I've heard it in a few incarnations, but the message is the same. (This is the first version I found on Google.)

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience the next day. I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him.

Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on.

Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, "I know why."

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation. He said, "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life -- like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?" The six-year-old continued, "Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."

 

[katie_girl09]

That was nice.

Thanks.

 

[terry78]

This story always made me smile, and I've heard it in a few incarnations, but the message is the same. (This is the first version I found on Google.)

Stories about dogs dying = the one surefire way to make any man cry.