I consider myself a public servant, so it always fills my heart with pride when I turn someone away from their ****ty taste. Unfortunately, this article can't do that. Metal fans are simply too entrenched in their own art-killing quagmire to be swayed by any rational argument. Their synapses are too brutalized by bluntness to recognize subtlety ever again; real music may be forever useless to them. I'm not asking them to stop listening to metal. I'm asking them to shut the **** up about it forever.