The Big, Bad Vince Thread - Discuss ShamWow, Slap Chop and Mug Shots!

[Manic]

You just know the camera guy was pissed off for being called out like that.

"You following me camera-guy?"
"No, I seem to be having a hell of a hard time following your movement over this 4-foot wide counter top. Hey, maybe you should get back to peddling your overpriced shammy towel, and I'll get back something you couldn't do without making yourself look like a talking elbow."

 

[bunk]

You just know the camera guy was pissed off for being called out like that.

"You following me camera-guy?"
"No, I seem to be having a hell of a hard time following your movement over this 4-foot wide counter top. Hey, maybe you should get back to peddling your overpriced shammy towel, and I'll get back something you couldn't do without making yourself look like a talking elbow."

Lmao!

Yeah, I'm following you... and I'll continue following you all the way to your car, where I'll commence with beating the crap out of you.

 

[Darthphere]

The dude had a ShamStroke.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

This guy looks messed up. In fact he looks a bit like me after i've munched on about 20 disco biscuits. He's gotta be on something.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Uhhhh, seriously? Wasn't this invented like ages ago?

 

[BatSpider]

Uhhhh, seriously? Wasn't this invented like ages ago?

:54 - :56

 

[Reptile]

why must the food sparkle?

 

[Johann Krauss]

I want that now

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Lmao, my mother bought one of these for the house about... 5 years ago.

Way to go, Vince.

 

[chaseter]

He says we will love his nuts

 

[Reptile]

oh you will.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Why does he wear that little headset? We could hear him. He's in a studio.

 

[JaD]

"Ya gonna love my nuts!"



That guy's got global-meth-building-lab-ring bust in his future.

 

[Wolfwood]

Did you see that awesome backwards hook shot? That was incredible. I nearly came.

 

[Ring Deacon]

Did you see that awesome backwards hook shot? That was incredible. I nearly came.

I just wonder how many takes it took.

 

[Darthphere]

Did you see that awesome backwards hook shot? That was incredible. I nearly came.

Vince is amazing.

And what does he use to clean up after guys?

SHAMWOW!

 

[CConn]

"Life's hard enough as it is, you don't need to cry anymore."

I want to have his babies.

 

[Kmack]

boring tuna = a boring life LMAO! Wtf

 

[Darthphere]

My life was so boring before I bought Slap Chop. Before, I just scrambled my eggs, now, I add peppers to them! Life is awesome!

 

[Mee]

I want to have his babies.

You love his nuts.

 

[CConn]

You love his nuts.

His **** too.

 

[Nirvana]

I like how all the food he's chopping is already chopped...

 

[bunk]

Vince looks like he's gotten his eyes under control a little. He doesn't look like Popeye as much now. Still creepy though.

 

[Mee]

His **** too.

It's a package deal.



HEY-OH!

 

[Hush]

Funny because my mom has had for for about 10 years, from the original developer. lol Also over the holidays my gf's dad got a shamwow and i busted up laughing because i thought of vince here. "Your gonna love my nuts!"