"My turtle died, I've got nothing to live for. I'm jumping."
"Well, time to kill and eat an underling."
"Perhaps we should call Hong Kong Phooey."
"Oh hi, didn't see you there." (That interaction between those two always seemed odd...like Gordon wasn't paying attention to anyone, haha.)
"Professional shrimp eaters!"
"Must be talking to the shrimp table."
"It's a windshield, Bob."
"Oh yeah!"
"If you're driving toward him at this point you deserve that."
"Good cop, patronizing cop."
"He's doing his Dick Cheney smile."
"I've been told someone needs a spongebath." (I could actually picture Joker saying that...)
"Could someone please turn down that shrill music, I'm trying to commit mass murder here."