The Dihydrogen Monoxide Crisis

[Lily Adler]

So we just learned about dihydrogen monoxide in chemistry class and it is overly abundant on Earth. The government apparently thinks its good for us and sneaks into vaccinations, food, and freaking drinking water. An overdose can be deadly and those who are dehydrated such as athletes are most susceptible. Please vote no on this dihydrogen monoxide for the sake of our future.

 

[C. Lee]

I confess....I forced people to use this or 22 years.....

 

[Lily Adler]

You, you monster.

Next someone's gonna bottle them and give it to the unsuspecting public.

 

[jokesonm3]

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Also known as hydric acid. This stuff is no joke. Plumbers run into it all the time. Protip: Do NOT inhale.

 

[Guts]

Think about Lance Armstrong when you drink from a bottle of water.

 

[Teelie]

The threat is real and it is everywhere.

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

The threat is real and it is everywhere.

South Carolina is having a major outbreak as we speak.