The Grinch Refuge Thread

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That dinner sounds amazing!



So check this, I go to buy two Nintendo DSi XLs for my daughters for Christmas. I see a special edition with Mario Kart included for the same price as the ones without a game... so of course I'm going to them both the same one so they don't fight over them. I proceed to put two of them in my shopping cart and this lady says to me...

"Two? Isn't that being a little greedy?"



:huh:



Me... "Uhh... haha"


And I walk away. I feel no need to explain to this random rude stranger reasons for my shopping purposes.


She follows me


"This store doesn't get many of those and other people might want to buy them too yaknow? It is the holidays."

:dry:


"Lady... **** off"



I know... it was rude, but I really didn't feel the need to justify myself to her no matter what time of year it is. I hate Christmas.
 
Haha, it was really good. Just me and my mother, so we chose things we wanted as opposed to boring traditional foods. Only good part of the holiday.

I don't blame you for telling her to f' off. I can't believe she freakin FOLLOWED you!!!! And for buying two? It's not like you had a cart full of them. Sounds like she was a self-righteous psycho.

What did she say after you told her that? :o
 
knowsbleed said:
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That dinner sounds amazing!



So check this, I go to buy two Nintendo DSi XLs for my daughters for Christmas. I see a special edition with Mario Kart included for the same price as the ones without a game... so of course I'm going to them both the same one so they don't fight over them. I proceed to put two of them in my shopping cart and this lady says to me...

"Two? Isn't that being a little greedy?"



:huh:



Me... "Uhh... haha"


And I walk away. I feel no need to explain to this random rude stranger reasons for my shopping purposes.


She follows me


"This store doesn't get many of those and other people might want to buy them too yaknow? It is the holidays."

:dry:


"Lady... **** off"



I know... it was rude, but I really didn't feel the need to justify myself to her no matter what time of year it is. I hate Christmas.
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LOL :awesome:
 
AndThePickles said:
Haha, it was really good. Just me and my mother, so we chose things we wanted as opposed to boring traditional foods. Only good part of the holiday.

I don't blame you for telling her to f' off. I can't believe she freakin FOLLOWED you!!!! And for buying two? It's not like you had a cart full of them. Sounds like she was a self-righteous psycho.

What did she say after you told her that? :o
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I have no idea what she said after that because I was sooo heated! I just continued to walk away and didn't turn around for fear that she might have a huge husband. She didn't follow me too far, I had just stepped away from her and she followed me for a few steps... enough time for me to give the "**** off".

I was really perturbed though, so I smoked a cigarette to calm down. :csad: First one in almost 6 months.
 
Nooooooooo throw out your cigarettes :cmad: The holidays will definitely turn you back onto that habit if you aren't careful.
 
Yeeeaaah... it tasted horrible... but it did the job of calming me down. The only other thing that calms me down wouldn't work because my hand isn't talking to me right now, we're fighting.
 
Well my holiday just got off to a good start. I took offense to all the side comments coming out of my sister's husband's mouth and ripped him a new one. Sad part about it was mother was right in the middle. For the past 10 years I have told her not to invite me to that person's house, no, she never listens, always cites how it's always about her, and everybody should pretend to get along. No, this guy my sister married is a grade a jerk. Since I stopped drinking, I couldn't pretend to be too drunk to let what he said to me fly over my head. Now not only that I'm angry at my other sister over what she did that led to my awesome niece (who i never get to see) go back home to her dad in Florida.

Ok heres my 2 bits...

I hate Xmas with a passion. I have daydreams of chasing Santa Clause with an axe, and spraying ruthlessly Xmas carolers with a high pressure fire hose. I hate this got dam time of year so much that I take any excuse to stay in my house for the fear some Xmas nutjob may incite my bi-polarized rage. I hate xmas for the simple fact that why is only a few weeks out the year necessary for people to start being nice to each other? Why can't they be nice to each other 365 days a year? I hate the fake kindness exhibited by people who think that will get them their Camaro or other high priced toy. Man I hate this frikin time of year so much, when it's finally over you accidently blink and guess what? Its the frikin holiday season all over again!! I suppose its because I don't have kids or a special, but yea people really piss me off when they get all cristmassy. My 2 bits.
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wow, forgot about this post. 2 years later and I'm still hating Xmas.
 
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ObakeTora said:
Well my holiday just got off to a good start. I took offense to all the side comments coming out of my sister's husband's mouth and ripped him a new one. Sad part about it was mother was right in the middle. For the past 10 years I have told her not to invite me to that person's house, no, she never listens, always cites how it's always about her, and everybody should pretend to get along. No, this guy my sister married is a grade a jerk. Since I stopped drinking, I couldn't pretend to be too drunk to let what he said to me fly over my head. Now not only that I'm angry at my other sister over what she did that led to my awesome niece (who i never get to see) go back home to her dad in Florida.



wow, forgot about this post. 2 years later and I'm still hating Xmas.
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I think it's funny too that people think that doing nice things one time of year somehow makes them a good person. That's not to mention the fact that people bullrush their way and act like asses just to get those gifts. It's like they have to make some kind of quota on caring about people in order to be a "good person."
 
I don't hate the holidays (now that I've moved away from most of my relatives, it's rather pleasant).... I just hate when people/stores/the world starts getting ready for them in October. It shouldn't start until the first of December at the earliest.
 
I hate it when people you know are fully aware that you have issues with a person yet they insist you bury the hatchet. I hate those self serving people, like I'm suppose to overlook what the jerk did because that's what you want.

So the jerk called my mother yesterday apologizing (to her) when he should be apologizing to me. I thought about calling him up and cursing his stupid butt out, but my voice is strained, I would much rather throw him down some stairs.
 
^Exactly what does this have to do with Christmas?

So many of the messages in these Christmas fairy tales are sick. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is the story of a deformed mutant who was ostracized from his community until they discovered a practical use for his mutation. Then they decided to exploit him. What Rudolph should have done was tell Santa and all the hate-mongers pulling his sleigh to go **** themselves & get a GPS.
And what about Santa himself? I have never told my kids that he was real and I never would. Children are told that he is all-seeing, all-knowing, they must live their lives in a manner that pleases him in order to receive rewards, they should pay tribute to him when he comes like a thief in the night, they're encouraged to sing songs to praise him, AND the penalty for failing to please him is a piece of coal. Coal is used to make fire. See where I'm going with this?
 
Chris Wallace said:
So many of the messages in these Christmas fairy tales are sick. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is the story of a deformed mutant who was ostracized from his community until they discovered a practical use for his mutation. Then they decided to exploit him. What Rudolph should have done was tell Santa and all the hate-mongers pulling his sleigh to go **** themselves & get a GPS.?
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this post made my morning :awesome::hrt::word::woot:
 
Some people have accused me of over-thinking it. But I defy anyone to prove me wrong!
 
Do any of my fellow Grinches releize how creepy Santa is? He has little kids sit in his lap while they tell him their deepest fantasies.


Also, he's a pimp. He dresses in red velvet with a fur trim and is always talking about "Ho"s
 
Chris Wallace said:
Some people have accused me of over-thinking it. But I defy anyone to prove me wrong!
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You know I've often noticed since I got older how once Rudolph returns, no one still really respects him. they are just like, "Look, you are still alive, and helped save your family." Then Santa continues to act stupid about the song the Elves made for him, and only realizes Rudolph can be of use when the storm gets bad.

In fact, Cracked.com posted an article about this very topic today.
 
Some of you know that I'm a huge Christmas fan but I figure this is a perfect place for some Grinchy venting. I really hate that "War is over" song. Obviously, I agree with the sentiment but I've always disliked the Beatles and John Lennon. The new version (some female singer I don't know) isn't any better. That song gets too much play.

That song from The Sound of Music is another one I hate. All I have to do is hear the first line of either of those to instantly snap the radio knob off.
 
Shemtov said:
Do any of my fellow Grinches releize how creepy Santa is? He has little kids sit in his lap while they tell him their deepest fantasies.


Also, he's a pimp. He dresses in red velvet with a fur trim and is always talking about "Ho"s
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He's creepy because he sees you when you're sleeping & knows when you're awake. You know who else can do that? FREDDY!

My favorite Christmas song is "Kidnap The Sandy Claws".
My 3 favorite Christmas movies are "Nightmare Before Christmas", "The Ref" & "Die Hard".
 
I was about to buy a brand new XBox, and Fallout 3 and Mass Effect 2 were going to get the **** played out of them tonight and all day tomorrow. Stupid people buying Xboxes for their stupid kids! No more Xboxes in stock! To hell with Christmas! *flips chair*
 
Corey Taylor's song "X-M@S" has been my anti-holiday anthem.

There ain't nothing more depressing then a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one holiday I can't stand
It's ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of everyman

HA
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you mother****ers go to hell
If I ain't gaga then it ain't quanza
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
and I ain't never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are ****ing infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change.
Before we spend it all on ****ing toys.
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
Fa la la la la go **** yourself!
if I ain't gaga it ain't quanza
Joy to the world of getting stoned
and if i ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the **** alone.
HA
MERRY ****ING CHRI$TM@S!
 
Grrrr. 3 times in the last 3 days I've turned on the radio and "Happy Christmas" is playing. Enough! Are all Christmas stations run by Beatles' fans?!!:cmad:
 
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