The Grinch Refuge Thread

[Wilhelm-Scream]

some of the more, let's say jolly, employees

You mean fat asses?

 

[knowsbleed]

Passing on a word from a friend of mine:

 

[Eggyman]

 

[knowsbleed]

 

[Eggyman]

 

[knowsbleed]

My last fun Christmas...by knowsbleed:

*ppppfffftttt*

the end​

 

[Eggyman]

My last fun Christmas...by knowsbleed:

*ppppfffftttt*

the end​

If I had kids I would read that to them tonight after tucking them in t:

 

[knowsbleed]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I guess it would be trolly to go to the "Christ in Christmas" thread, so I'll mention it here...


Yesterday we were watching a cozy, sweet little show about Jesus' birth on TV.
It was disturbing though.

Because, see...this king, Herod, heard that the "King of the Jews" was going to be born in Bethlehem. He didn't want to get replaced, so he got the diabolical idea to kill all the little male kids there!

But the horrifying part was, God, all-powerful, all-knowing GOD!...sent an angel, ONE angel...to warn Joseph that Herod's men were going to come to kill all the babies!
And then, Joseph and Mary said, "YIKES! ", and snuck out of there.


And we're like, "Uh, why didn't God send angels to warn ALL THE FAMILIES?"
Why didn't Joseph go warn them all?

That's the most criminally ass***ish thing I've heard in a while!
Why didn't God stop Herod from killing ALL the babies.
He could've saved them ALL, and Jesus would've still survived as well.


I live in a big house with some roommates.
Now imagine that my one roommate, Hector, sneaks up at night, wakes me up, and tells me, "There's a KILLER coming to our house tomorrow morning, coming to kill everyone in the HOUSE! "

And then he said, "We gotta get out of here....but SHHHH, don't tell the other roommates. Let's just go!"

?


TO-tally WARPED and EVIL.
I'm still just flabbergasted that people worship this evil God, whose "thing" seems to be the killing of little children.....whether it's by his OWN hand, during the first "Passover, or if it's how he allows someone else to kill them and just stands by watching.


SICK.

 

[bullets]

that is either a flaw in the story or those people were meant to die that way.

 

[raybia]

Do you hate Christmas? The gift exchanging? The blinding, electricity hogging lights? The dirty, drunken mall Santas? The Eggnog w/zero alcohol in it? The kids who get way better presents than you ever dreamed of getting as a kid? The girls who wear too much clothing because its not summertime anymore?

Then THIS is the thread for you to share your "meh"ness, "blah"ness and "eh"ness for the holiday season.

PARTAKE and verbally poo on Christmas here!

Its not a holiday that is celebrated in my religion so I guess for the most part I'm indifferent about it but as a believer in Jesus Christ, I find it very disappointing of his absence in Christmas in spite that its not his actual birthday. That seems hypocritical. What seems even more hypocritical is those who claim to follow Christ yet don't follow his example.

If you aren't even attempting to have the same character as him then you doing truly follow him.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

that is either a flaw in the story or those people were meant to die that way.

So, when Mengele took perfectly healthy little Jewish girls and performed autopsies on them, while they were still alive, conscious, feeling him slicing into them and removing their still functioning organs, before they finally died...I guess, they were just "meant" to die that way.

How barbaric.
If I had all the power in the universe, I'd rescue them, like God rescued those 3 dudes from the furnace, etc.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Having to pretend you like relatives who, in fact, you detest makes you feel like a cheap ****e, act the way you feel, you've ruined it for everyone.

 

[knowsbleed]

I guess it would be trolly to go to the "Christ in Christmas" thread, so I'll mention it here...


Yesterday we were watching a cozy, sweet little show about Jesus' birth on TV.
It was disturbing though.

Because, see...this king, Herod, heard that the "King of the Jews" was going to be born in Bethlehem. He didn't want to get replaced, so he got the diabolical idea to kill all the little male kids there!

But the horrifying part was, God, all-powerful, all-knowing GOD!...sent an angel, ONE angel...to warn Joseph that Herod's men were going to come to kill all the babies!
And then, Joseph and Mary said, "YIKES! ", and snuck out of there.


And we're like, "Uh, why didn't God send angels to warn ALL THE FAMILIES?"
Why didn't Joseph go warn them all?

That's the most criminally ass***ish thing I've heard in a while!
Why didn't God stop Herod from killing ALL the babies.
He could've saved them ALL, and Jesus would've still survived as well.


I live in a big house with some roommates.
Now imagine that my one roommate, Hector, sneaks up at night, wakes me up, and tells me, "There's a KILLER coming to our house tomorrow morning, coming to kill everyone in the HOUSE! "

And then he said, "We gotta get out of here....but SHHHH, don't tell the other roommates. Let's just go!"

?


TO-tally WARPED and EVIL.
I'm still just flabbergasted that people worship this evil God, whose "thing" seems to be the killing of little children.....whether it's by his OWN hand, during the first "Passover, or if it's how he allows someone else to kill them and just stands by watching.


SICK.

Imagine what Wes Craven could do with this material.

I'd watch it 12 times.

 

[bullets]

So, when Mengele took perfectly healthy little Jewish girls and performed autopsies on them, while they were still alive, conscious, feeling him slicing into them and removing their still functioning organs, before they finally died...I guess, they were just "meant" to die that way.

How barbaric.
If I had all the power in the universe, I'd rescue them, like God rescued those 3 dudes from the furnace, etc.

I think god was trying to prove how barbaric people can be .. It doesnt make sense to me either. I think if there is any truth to the bible it has to of been contorted numerous times to the point of contradiction . I think of the bible as a moral story . although god flooding th earth kind of complicates things.

 

[Bishop]

eh.

all that pisses me off about christmas is the music and having to spend time with my relatives.


aside from that, it's pretty damn peachy.

 

[knowsbleed]

And how does that benefit this thread?

Spoiler

sheesh.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

You can't even watch television since everything on is about Christmas. Not one single slasher pic or horror movie.

As for the Herod business, one measly little lightning bolt would have taken care of everything. No need to warn anybody.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ok, so maybe I was being too much of a Grinch. So yesterday I decided I was going to do something un-Grinchy...say Merry Christmas to someone.

So I'm in line...buying food (aka being the fetch boy for my wife) and there's maybe 10 or 11 billion people ahead of me in the express line. I vow that if I see anybody up there w/more than 12 items that I will eat their spleen with a dash of eggnog. I hear the cashier telling everyone to "have a merry Christmas" though...so just to uphold my un-Grinchy effort...I'll say it back to her.

I get up to the cashier and she takes my items with no hello or anything. I say, "bet you can't wait to get out of here, eh" thinking to myself, "like I give a flying ****". She answers "have a nice day" and hands me my groceries...

I'm floored...

I was not expecting such a banal, non festive farewell from the cashier who wished all 10 or 11 billionjillion people in front of me to "have a merry Christmas".

I answer with a gutteral "you too", grab my groceries and stomp out of the store...more pissed because I was willing to be un-Grinchy only to have it blow up in my face.

to sum it up...Christmas =

 

[Spider-Fan]

Christmas sucks

 

[SoulManX]

Ok, so maybe I was being too much of a Grinch. So yesterday I decided I was going to do something un-Grinchy...say Merry Christmas to someone.

So I'm in line...buying food (aka being the fetch boy for my wife) and there's maybe 10 or 11 billion people ahead of me in the express line. I vow that if I see anybody up there w/more than 12 items that I will eat their spleen with a dash of eggnog. I hear the cashier telling everyone to "have a merry Christmas" though...so just to uphold my un-Grinchy effort...I'll say it back to her.

I get up to the cashier and she takes my items with no hello or anything. I say, "bet you can't wait to get out of here, eh" thinking to myself, "like I give a flying ****". She answers "have a nice day" and hands me my groceries...

I'm floored...

I was not expecting such a banal, non festive farewell from the cashier who wished all 10 or 11 billionjillion people in front of me to "have a merry Christmas".

I answer with a gutteral "you too", grab my groceries and stomp out of the store...more pissed because I was willing to be un-Grinchy only to have it blow up in my face.

to sum it up...Christmas =

 

[The Apatow Crew]

The Grinch is Awesome!!!!! He has it all right!

 

[The Geek Vault]

I got the Grinch book for christmas!

 

[bullets]

this proves the grinch has been in cahoots with santa all along .

 

[Prison Mike]

yesterday was like another day for me. I don't celebrate christmas so I did nothing yesterday. Also, it sucks ass that everything is closed on Christmas day. It sucks major ass.