The Hobo Thread

[vertsk8er419]

Share your crazy, hilarious, and even scary hobo experiences, but keep it clean!

This happened last friday...

I was walking out of a movie theater and some homeless dude walked up to me and was like, "Hey I know you man" so I said, "sorry man, but i don't recognize you" he looked at me all weird and said, "it's me man, Jesus!?!" sooo I said, "great man that's awesome" and just walked away. Then about 20 feet into walking I hear some someone running up behind me(which nearly had me pissing my pants), and all of a sudden the very same hobo dude flew past me and did a front flip for no reason. He didn't even ask for money.

 

[Kritish]

Hobos are people too, don't be a dick. Scary when I say something like this huh?

 

[imaperson2]

I once went to Washington D.C. and saw a hobo on fire...weird stuff.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Hobos are people too, don't be a dick. Scary when I say something like this huh?

 

[Kritish]

I once went to Washington D.C. and saw a hobo on fire...weird stuff.

Are you sure you weren't in Vietnam and the hobo was a monk?

 

[lollycop]

Once a hobo asked my dad for 30 grand.

 

[Kritish]

Once a hobo asked my dad for 30 grand.

LAMFAO! I guess it didn't hurt to ask. t:

 

[nosebleed.]

homeless people in SF are the best. Why lie and say you need money for food when you can tell the truth and just say you need money to get high.

 

[vertsk8er419]

Hobos are people too, don't be a dick. Scary when I say something like this huh?

You'd be lying if you have never had any of those types of experiences involving a hobo, and no your not scaring me. lol

 

[Kritish]

You'd be lying if you have never had any of those types of experiences involving a hobo, and no your not scaring me. lol

No, I've hand some encounters with hobos, most of the time I've given them money. One of my cousins was homeless and some bastard killed him in a hit and run.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

One time I went to this park & went there to have sort of this little picnic & me & the fam were eating pizza. All of a sudden, outta nowhere, most likely this damn bush that was nearby, came and asked for a slice of pizza. We gave him one. He got so happy.

 

[Fran]

hobo's need love too.

 

[vertsk8er419]

No, I've hand some encounters with hobos, most of the time I've given them money. One of my cousins was homeless and some bastard killed him in a hit and run.

Sorry for your lost, I now understand your bitterness towards the subject.

 

[vertsk8er419]

One time I went to this park & went there to have sort of this little picnic & me & the fam were eating pizza. All of a sudden, outta nowhere, most likely this damn bush that was nearby, came and asked for a slice of pizza. We gave him one. He got so happy.

Niice!

 

[Showtime]

Hobos Rule!

 

[SapphirePrima]

I'm am afraid of homeless people. Everytime I see one, I walk faster and clutch my purse. I'm afraid they'll jump me and take my money and shoes.

 

[Superhobo]

<------- *points to name*

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I'm am afraid of homeless people. Everytime I see one, I walk faster and clutch my purse. I'm afraid they'll jump me and take my money and shoes.

I just walk fast sometimes when I see them & try to make little eye contact.

 

[vertsk8er419]

<------- *points to name*

You rule and so do penguins!!!!

 

[SapphirePrima]

I just walk fast sometimes when I see them & try to make little eye contact.

One time me and my sister went into Krogers to use the bathroom and this homeless guy was in aile and we just looked down it then he started yelling at us. He was like "Don't come near me with your soulfood" "I don't care who you tell, don't tell the CIA" We ran away.

 

[Fran]

that's why you get pepper spray

 

[Kritish]

Sorry for your lost, I now understand your bitterness towards the subject.

Bitter? Nah, I barely knew the dude, I just think it's crummy that they're treated as third class citizens. It's a lot like the untouchables of India, they're considered the lowest of the low.

 

[vertsk8er419]

One time me and my sister went into Krogers to use the bathroom and this homeless guy was in awhile and we just looked down it then he started yelling at us. He was like "Don't come near me with your soulfood" "I don't care who you tell, don't tell the CIA" We ran away.

Whatta nutcase!

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I've seen a hobo have a seizure once.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

this always goes back to that underwear outside the pants song by lazy boy

it's funny how people tell hobos to go out and get a job, when even people with homes and clean water can barely get one anymore.