The Home Made Vigilante Guide to...

[Darren Unsworth]

..Choosing your name

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=regp9U-Rg9g&feature=channel_page

 

[Darren Unsworth]

...picking a costume

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HCL3Aj3t3o4&feature=channel

 

[Eggyman]

Nice. Could you not of, you know, put both of these 50 second vids in the same thread?

 

[Darren Unsworth]

Nice. Could you not of, you know, put both of these 50 second vids in the same thread?

Eggyman, I am too busy fighting crime on the streets of Wolverhampton to worry about messageboard etiquette. Some people are lucky enough to have butlers to do all their tech stuff. All I have is my mate Zipper, and he can't help due to the fact that the police are questioning him about "touching some children".

 

[Eggyman]

Eggyman, I am too busy fighting crime on the streets of Wolverhampton to worry about messageboard etiquette. Some people are lucky enough to have butlers to do all their tech stuff. All I have is my mate Zipper, and he can't help due to the fact that the police are questioning him about "touching some children".

lol

There are a few ways you could've handled that, but I like the approach you took.

 

[Immortalfire]

Keep your video links in the same thread, there's no need to do multiple ones.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

Keep your video links in the same thread, there's no need to do multiple ones.

Thanks for sorting that out for me. With a name like Immortalfire you could be my sidekick.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

Still to come... the Home Made Vigilante Guide to...
..Telling your girlfriend your'e a crime fighting superhero.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Not funny.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

Not funny.

Its not meant to be funny. It is a documentary about my real life as a crime fighter. It is serious as cancer.

But I am prepared to forgive you Apocalypse. I am currently looking for a nemesis and you have a suitable name. So if you live in the West Midlands and have a menacing costume (dark reds, gold lacing etc) then maybe we can get something started.

 

[SWAT]

Looks like they were trying to be funny.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Its not meant to be funny. It is a documentary about my real life as a crime fighter. It is serious as cancer.

But I am prepared to forgive you Apocalypse. I am currently looking for a nemesis and you have a suitable name. So if you live in the West Midlands and have a menacing costume (dark reds, gold lacing etc) then maybe we can get something started.

I live in NYC sorry thanks though t:

 

[Majic Walrus]

Its not meant to be funny. It is a documentary about my real life as a crime fighter. It is serious as cancer.

But I am prepared to forgive you Apocalypse. I am currently looking for a nemesis and you have a suitable name. So if you live in the West Midlands and have a menacing costume (dark reds, gold lacing etc) then maybe we can get something started.

Majic Walrus enjoys this poster.

 

[Mike_D202]

Darren Unsworth's lifespan of a vigilante: 2 weeks. Less if he gets brutalized by transvestite prostitutes.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

Darren Unsworth's lifespan of a vigilante: 2 weeks. Less if he gets brutalized by transvestite prostitutes.

Funnily enough my mate Zippers dad used to be a drag queen. But then somebody shot him and he stopped.

 

[Eggyman]

I can see how that could affect his career. Was he dead, or just imobile?

 

[Darren Unsworth]

I can see how that could affect his career. Was he dead, or just imobile?

Dead I presume. To be honest Eggyman, whenever anyone asks Zipper about his parents he usually starts banging his head on the floor. I tend to change the subject.

 

[Mike_D202]

Maybe you should get him a helmet as part of his sidekick costume. Just incase the supervillains decide to use that against him for psychological warfare.

 

[Arc-Light]

Thanks for sorting that out for me. With a name like Immortalfire you could be my sidekick.

Oh he would like that..............

 

[Darren Unsworth]

Maybe you should get him a helmet as part of his sidekick costume. Just incase the supervillains decide to use that against him for psychological warfare.

I should mention that whilst Zipper is allowed to come to the weekly comic club society meeting he is not my sidekick. I say society, there are actually only four of us, and my flatmate Hank is not an official member, but there is limited seating in the flat so he is forced to sit with us.
Anyway, Zipper did try out for sidekick status but if he thinks that wrapping body parts in clingfilm equates to a superpower then he is sadly mistaken. Suffice to say, Hank was physically sick, and we had to eject Zipper from the premises.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

When I chose someone to film/direct my "real-life-as-a-superhero-documentary", I had limited resources (that is, money). So,I put an ad in Wolverhampton's local newspaper The Express & Star. I asked for a maverick filmmaker who wanted to document the life of a real vigilante.

I only had two responses.

The first, was some local fat bloke with a video camera called Noiyth who fancied himself as the next Spielberg. He had ideas way above his station and seemed like a fascist so I told him to f*** off.

The second was a crackdealing transvestite called Barry who wanted me to dress up in my superhero costume whilst he touched himself.

I decided to phone the first guy back and apologize.

Anyway, turns out my choice was a good one. The director of my documentary has just worked on the new Watchmen ads, so it kind of means I am almost an official member of the Minute Men. Sort of.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p5s-T3ZJsaw

Barry on the other hand has not taken kindly to rejection. He keeps emailing me with photos of his penis.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

Finally got one of my techno geek mates to start uploading clips from my documentary to a Myspace page. Imagine a tougher version of Rorshach and your getting close to how I roll.

http://www.myspace.com/roysboysmovies

 

[Alex The Great]

 

[Majic Walrus]

Finally got one of my techno geek mates to start uploading clips from my documentary to a Myspace page. Imagine a tougher version of Rorshach and your getting close to how I roll.

http://www.myspace.com/roysboysmovies

:facepalm

 

[Eggyman]

I love this guy.