The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 5

[DarkSentinel]

Craigdbfan: The Emperor
DarkSovereignty: Darth Vader
C.Lee: Obi-Wan/Ben Kenobi
DarkSentinel: Luke Skywalker
Sawyer: Han Solo
Parker Wayne: Leia Organa
Pink Ranger: Jar Jar Binks

**** yeah!!!

 

[SuperFerret]

Erz should do a proper Star Wars recast.

 

[Fallen Angel]

**** yeah!!!

more like jar jar binks.

 

[Erzengel]

I have. Years ago that didn't revolve around me picking who was online at the time.

I see that Ashton Kutcher, Nicholas Cage, and Jennifer Aniston are online.

They'd make a great Vader, Grievous and Leia.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Stop spoiling my fun, Clippy.

 

[Erzengel]

If you were really Luke Skywalker, I'd seriously root for the Empire.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Stop spoiling my fun, Clippy.

 

[Ultron-5]

I cast DS as Watto.

 

[DarkSentinel]

If you were really Luke Skywalker, I'd seriously root for the Empire.

That hurts, Erzengel.

I thought we were friends!

 

[Duke]

**** yeah!!!

Let's see, Luke had to get his behind bailed out a lot of times during the original trilogy.


Luke gets beaten up Mos Eisley Cantina (bailed out by Kenobi)

Luke almost gets blown to bits twice during the Battle Of Yavin ( bailed out by Wedge & Solo)

Luke gets owned by a Wampa (bailed out by Solo)

Luke gets his hand sliced off by Vader in Bespin (bailed out by Calrissian & Leia)


***Yep, overrated Jedi***

 

[Ultron-5]

At least he's a better jedi than Qui Gon Gin.

 

[Duke]

At least he's a better jedi than Qui Gon Gin.

More like an incomplete, whiny, Jedi, like his father. I'd take Windu over him any day.

 

[Ultron-5]

Sawyer- The Emperor
JJJ's Ulcer- Yoda
Enterthemadness- Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Duke- Han Solo
Darksentinel- Watto
Aesop Rocks- Jar Jar Binks
MrMaooz- Boba Fett
Dark Sovereignty- General Grievous
Jonathancrane- Obi Wan Kenobi
Spider- Aziz- Grand Moff Tarkin
DJ KIDvIcIOUs- Luke Skywalker
Fallen Angel- Lando Calrissian

 

[Erzengel]

I cast DS as Watto.

ETM as Vader?

MrMaooz as Fett?

Did you watch these movies or even talk to some of these posters?

 

[Ultron-5]

More like an incomplete, whiny, Jedi, like his father. I'd take Windu over him any day.

Windu was boring, Qui Gon was boring, heck, the majority of Jedi in the prequels were boring. At least Luke had a good character arc.

 

[Duke]

Don't get me wrong, I like Skywalker quite a bit, I just don't the way he would complain a lot of times & the fact he couldn't execute or perform feats other Jedi did before him.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Anyone ever done a James Bond recast?

 

[Ultron-5]

ETM as Vader?

MrMaooz as Fett?

Did you watch these movies or even talk to some of these posters?

Of course I watched the Star Wars movies! I've seen the majority of them in theaters! Etm has a dark side... he burnt down a studio last night. MrMaooz is like a cool bounty hunter dude, like Boba Fett.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Then why the **** am I Watto?

 

[Duke]

Windu was boring, Qui Gon was boring, heck, the majority of Jedi in the prequels were boring. At least Luke had a good character arc.

You're overlooking something major here. It's not that they were boring or anything. Lucas wrote them into very minor scenes & had very few action scenarios with them. I'm sure if Disney decides to make solo films of any of them & "flesh them out" you'll find them more interesting.

 

[Ultron-5]

Then why the **** am I Watto?

Because you just are.

 

[Duke]

Then why the **** am I Watto?

That Toydarian must have an affinity for pies & junk.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Shaddup, Duke.

 

[Duke]

Shaddup, Duke.

Make me & eat your pie you simpleton!!!

 

[MrMaooz]

Anyone ever done a James Bond recast?

I don't think so.