The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 5

[Sawyer]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Sawyer as Ferris Bueller
Nell2ThaIzzay as Cameron Frye
CosmicPinchy as Sloane Peterson
C.Lee as Edward R. Rooney, Dean of Students
charl_huntress as Jeanie Bueller
Duke as Tom Bueller
Anita18 as Katie Bueller
Kelly as Grace the Secretary
Braincrusher as Ben Stein/ Economics Teacher
Parker Wayne as Charlie Sheen/Boy in the Police Station
DarkSentinel as Parking Garage Attendant who takes car for joyride
MrMaoz as Attendant's co-worker
ComicChick as Simone Adamley, the Economics student who explains Bueller's absence
Human Torch as Maitre'd of Chez Quis
Henry Cavill as Sexy Singing Telegram Nurse

Yes, JJJ, Yeeeeeeessss!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I thought of casting Cavill as Sloane, but thought that was a bit too on the nose.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Dead Celebrities

Howard Hughes - Hunter Rider
John Lennon - Marvolo
George Harrison - Lord Valumart
Bob Marley - terry78
Natalie Wood - LibidoLoca
Andy Warhol - Pink Ranger
Freddie Mercury - JP
Kurt Cobain - Anubis
Princess Diana - ComicChick
JFK Jr. - Parker Wayne
John Ritter - Prison Mike
Richard Pryor - E-Man
Steve Irwin - SuperFerret
Anna Nicole Smith - Aesop Rocks
Heath Ledger - Darthphere
Charlton Heston - C. Lee
Michael Jackson - knowsbleed
Elizabeth Taylor - Kelly
Jack Kevorkian - Thread Manager
Steve Jobs - Kane52630
James Gandolfini - JJJ's Ulcer
Shirley Temple - Squeekness
Joan Rivers - The Original Bamfer

How did I end up as the worst person on the list?! I mean, even Kevorkian helped more people than Joan! Maybe this is unconsciously in order of who, out of the lot, you want to die last. Yeah, I'll stick with that. I'm also the first person in history that was fully embalmed before dying!

 

[Sawyer]

Your humor is just so biting, though.

I mean, would you prefer I made you Anna Nicole?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Your humor is just so biting, though.

I mean, would you prefer I made you Anna Nicole?

Point taken. I'll rock the Rivers.

 

[ComicChick]

i'm honored Sawyer, thank you

 

[charl_huntress]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Sawyer as Ferris Bueller
Nell2ThaIzzay as Cameron Frye
CosmicPinchy as Sloane Peterson
C.Lee as Edward R. Rooney, Dean of Students
charl_huntress as Jeanie Bueller
Duke as Tom Bueller
Anita18 as Katie Bueller
Kelly as Grace the Secretary
Braincrusher as Ben Stein/ Economics Teacher
Parker Wayne as Charlie Sheen/Boy in the Police Station
DarkSentinel as Parking Garage Attendant who takes car for joyride
MrMaoz as Attendant's co-worker
ComicChick as Simone Adamley, the Economics student who explains Bueller's absence
Human Torch as Maitre'd of Chez Quis
Henry Cavill as Sexy Singing Telegram Nurse

charl_huntress as Jeanie Bueller


:-p Seriously

 

[JP]

How did I end up as the worst person on the list?! I mean, even Kevorkian helped more people than Joan! Maybe this is unconsciously in order of who, out of the lot, you want to die last. Yeah, I'll stick with that. I'm also the first person in history that was fully embalmed before dying!

Joan helped a lot of people through various charities and fundraisers. It's a miscast because you're nowhere near as great as she was.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh snap

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Well.... he's right. Bamf is just like Joan Rivers minus the charity work. And wit. And fame. And...

 

[Sawyer]

Well.... he's right. Bamf is just like Joan Rivers minus the charity work. And wit. And fame. And...

Hey hey hey HEY!!!


Bamfer has plenty of wit.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

 

[JP]

Well.... he's right. Bamf is just like Joan Rivers minus the charity work. And wit. And fame. And...

Friends.


Oh, I found a common thread. They both love(ed) musical theater! Only, Joan was an avid supporter while Bamf has never seen a show live on stage.

 

[Anubis]

Dead Celebrities


Kurt Cobain - Anubis

Kurt Cobain....you know, I would swallow a Shot Gun if I had to sleep with Courtney Love.

 

[Sawyer]

Kurt Cobain....you know, I would swallow a Shot Gun if I had to sleep with Courtney Love.

Believe it or not, that was actually my criteria for casting you in that role.

 

[Anubis]

Spot on old chap. Spot on.

 

[E-Man]

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Sawyer]

Never change, E-Man.

Well... mostly.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Kurt Cobain....you know, I would swallow a Shot Gun if I had to sleep with Courtney Love.

Having dealt with Courtney for close to a year, I totally get the sentiment.

 

[E-Man]

Never change, E-Man.

Well... mostly.

I was giving an accurate portrayal of your life, Mark.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm Michael Jackson?

seriously?


I don't get this place anymore.

 

[Sawyer]

Are you seriously going to look me in the eye and act like you don't have a chimpanzee sidekick named Bubbles?

Seriously?

 

[Sawyer]

Teen Wolf​

Scott McCall - Kane52630
Stiles Stilinski - Sawyer
Allison Argent - flickchick85
Derek Hale - SuperFerret
Jackson Whittemore - Parker Wayne
Lydia Martin - LibidoLoca
Melissa McCall - squeekness
Sheriff Stilinski - ImmortalFire
Chris Argent - Hunter Rider
Victoria Argent - Kelly
Kate Argent - CC
Coach Bobby Finstock - Matt
Mr. Harris - Spider-Aziz
Danny Mahealani - Lightning Strykez
Peter Hale - The Original Bamfer
Dr. Alan Deaton - terry78
Marin Morrell - katie_girl09
Gerard Argent - C. Lee
Isaac Lahey - Schlosser85
Erica Reyes - MrsKent26
Vernon Boyd - Manic
Matt Daehler - JP
Ethan - Majik1387
Aiden - Chaseter
Deucalion - Darthphere
Kali - CosmicPinchy
Ennis - BlackLantern
Cora Hale - AndThePickles
Jennifer Blake - charl huntress
Agent Raphael McCall - JJJ's Ulcer
Kira Yukimura - Rachel Dawes
Malia Tate - RedMarvel
The Nogitsune - Human Torch
The Oni - The Spideyboards
Liam Dunbar - MrMaooz
Braeden - I SEE SPIDEY
Deputy Jordan Parrish - DarkSovereignty
Mason - Marx
Meredith Walker - braincrusher
The Berserkers - The Batboards
The Mute - Manglebop
Jared - Aesop Rocks

 

[MrMaooz]

I'm cast as a freshman who has anger issues that led him to ruining his teacher's car? At least the dude plays lacrosse.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I cant, Sawyer. I just can't.